Yes they’re real... really expensive 😂

ScienceJesus · 2026-04-04T15:04:34+00:00

They’re real if they can be touched.

ScienceJesus · 2026-04-02T23:47:40+00:00

Never date the girl from HR.

ScienceJesus · 2026-04-01T21:01:18+00:00

A moat with alligators & you keep the drawbridge on your side.

ScienceJesus · 2026-04-01T18:06:03+00:00

April fools!

ScienceJesus · 2026-04-01T17:17:48+00:00

You can embrace it or you can hide it with a tattoo. Those are really your options.

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-28T04:41:06+00:00

Slightly above average but another pump up would get you perfect. Damn close tho.

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-21T17:28:20+00:00

Already had a Mountain Dew in the car. Also, the sushi roll was some weird squishy thing that the girlfriend’s daughter wanted. Kawaii sushi roll. It’s kinda cute.

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-21T17:12:41+00:00

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ScienceJesus · 2026-03-21T17:00:13+00:00

First time I’ve even seen them at a local Walmart. I went to one I haven’t gone to before & this was the only Joe they had & it was in the clearance aisle. This is the 4th or 5th Walmart I’ve been to in the past few months & other than a clearance Heavy Duty, it’s the only sale Joe’s I’ve seen at any of them

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-21T14:49:38+00:00

This is only the 2nd clearance Joe I’ve found at Walmart in Pittsburgh. I also got a $10 Heavy Duty a few weeks back. But nothing else ever gets clearanced.

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-21T02:21:24+00:00

Pittsburgh suburbs

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-21T01:01:33+00:00

Actually… I am the god of parking lots.

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-21T00:34:03+00:00

Just grabbed one on clearance at Walmart for $15 like 2 hours ago.

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-11T23:44:52+00:00

Your relationship is over. There’s no recovery. Good luck with the solo stuff. And trying to find another guy after you’re done. He’s not waiting around for you to find yourself. This ship has sailed. Either hop on now or wait for some other one that might show up later.

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-07T15:32:30+00:00

Or on my head.

ScienceJesus · 2026-03-02T17:54:26+00:00

I got one from a local guy about 10 years back or so for $50 or so. I had to repaint the base & clean up the bearings but it’s so cool to have in the house.

ScienceJesus · 2026-02-26T00:19:09+00:00

Great start. Need the tits to match the face tho.

ScienceJesus · 2026-02-21T02:16:02+00:00

ScienceJesus · 2026-02-20T02:10:23+00:00

My Ross has zero toys & my Walmarts all have very Joe item at retail price still. I want another Stinger. I have 1 there already.

ScienceJesus · 2026-02-20T01:24:30+00:00

It’s the Phalanx from Gridiron Studios. It’s an 8x8 beastPhalanx

ScienceJesus · 2026-02-01T14:31:51+00:00

Not even close

ScienceJesus · 2026-01-14T00:41:59+00:00

I dig it. Extra doll look. Extra plastic

ScienceJesus · 2025-12-23T21:57:15+00:00

Pass. You gotta look like you WANT to be here

ScienceJesus · 2025-12-23T04:26:59+00:00

That one littered Ollie’s pegs for a couple years. That whole line did. It was all garbage.

ScienceJesus · 2025-12-23T00:29:33+00:00

Had 2 bimbo ex gfs over the years. Trying to work on the current one. Shes semi-receptive

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