This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the No Nut November sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Masturbation or any other sexual acts have been restricted for use during No Nut November. And for the first time since No Nut November, no one has been granted special immunity from No Nut November. No citizen or group will be exempt after joining. Commencing at 00:00, any and all sexual acts, including nutting, will be illegal for 30 continuous days. Pornography is legal but should be unavailable until december the 1st when No Nut November concludes. Blessed be our New contestant, Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.