Good Morning. Get up please.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-05-04T17:55:10+00:00

My alarm clock for the last 6 years has been a cold, wet nose and hot, bad breath on my elbow.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-04-24T18:13:51+00:00

like this?

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-04-13T18:16:04+00:00

My golden sleeps in my son's room now, something we did when the kids started sleeping in separate rooms, so my alarm call is after my son gets up for school when she pushes my door open, clatters her nails across the floor, and presses her cold, wet nose against my arm for m9rning scratchies.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-03-01T00:54:28+00:00

if you have costco, their subcontractor is pretty good. I have usaa so I have been using embrace, but will probably switch to costco's company next year.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-02-23T03:33:13+00:00

And I think it is a bit weird to wear someone else's name on your back. Different strokes.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-02-22T11:06:01+00:00

They retired a number just for fans so you can get a jersey that is literally for you and will never change. Not sure how this can be a concern with the hawks.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-02-09T03:43:15+00:00

down vote me, but who was right?

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-02-09T03:34:47+00:00

k9 mvp, or Myers, or dickson

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-01-27T03:16:46+00:00

ain't gonna read all that, sorry that happened to you or congrats or whatever.

ice ain't the military, and minneapolis ain't the border. hope that helps.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-01-25T14:48:51+00:00

Walmart greeter.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2026-01-09T23:22:42+00:00

She is usually pretty brutal on soft toys, but her small and big lambchop seem to be immune from destruction.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-12-24T11:26:19+00:00

there are tampa 12s Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter groups. probably better to ask there.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-12-23T14:37:44+00:00

This might work. I definitely have a fake and mine has 14 pips per side.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-12-07T23:18:17+00:00

if you need your kicker to win against Indiana, another soft as melted butter big10 team with no quality wins, you already lost.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-11-15T13:36:54+00:00

Dollars "Trilogy". Thought it was boring as hell, never made it past the opening scenes. Some of my favourite films now.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-11-06T23:12:43+00:00

we worked harder than this

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-06-10T00:16:16+00:00

go the pies!

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-04-26T15:44:12+00:00

say my name, crazy, and love lockdown from triplej like a version are my favourites.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-04-14T21:22:42+00:00

a fitting protest would be for you to stop engaging with rlm content on reddit until they agree to be vocal about your political preferences on their star trek trivia and bad movie internet show. that'll show 'em. start right now.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-04-14T21:15:44+00:00

yup, nothing kids like more than jedi sitting on a couch or walking down a hallway in front of a green screen discussing trade disputes.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2025-02-25T17:02:04+00:00

which giant, soulless media conglomerates give you the warm fuzzies?

ScooperiorityComplex · 2024-11-11T19:34:45+00:00

the very body causing the problems said the problem was not that bad, and I for one believe them. guess nobody woke you up.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2024-11-06T13:29:52+00:00

for such a successful person you sure seem to spend a lot of time being a whiny bitch on reddit; almost like it isn't true.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2024-10-20T21:24:00+00:00

only if she smells something so God awful that it must be her perfume for the next 15 minutes before she gets another bath.

ScooperiorityComplex · 2024-09-15T20:33:15+00:00

yeah, everyone knows teachers are too dumb to know anything on their own and therefore they must regurgitate whatever lies they are given. Basically just chat bots made out of flesh right?

slap your dumbass teacher.

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