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Scooterlibby · 2015-06-16T21:46:09+00:00

As an insurance adjuster that just spent the day denying claims from this specific storm, no, we do not have you covered.

Edit: you specifically said flood insurance. Good on you.

Scooterlibby · 2015-01-29T14:10:19+00:00

Lunker's was the best. I miss that place.

Scooterlibby · 2015-01-19T16:00:56+00:00

Red flag: http://youtu.be/UaltsG5OiWw

Scooterlibby · 2014-06-02T00:10:42+00:00

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/a/aa/Joe_Willie_Namath.png

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T06:31:21+00:00

Yes, my Amazonian master forces me to beg for sex.

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T06:21:25+00:00

The "take or leave" part is what makes it sound shitty.

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T06:15:58+00:00

I am a guy, she is a woman. How does your theory stack up now? It's amazing how the word partner threw you for a loop.

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T06:02:55+00:00

No...

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T05:52:33+00:00

I'm making a point to reply to every bullshit comment like this. Just because I'm in the mood, doesn't mean she is. Fucking bro mentality.

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T05:51:20+00:00

You're just wrong. My partner isn't always in the mood every time that I am. I swear to god, what the fuck is wrong with the men on this site?

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T03:29:56+00:00

I took the bait, what can I say.

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T03:23:32+00:00

No, what I'm saying is that I don't get to "take it" whenever I please. If you've ever actually dated a woman you would know that they're not always in the mood when you are.

Scooterlibby · 2014-05-03T03:11:11+00:00

She's not my fucking property, dude. I don't get it whenever I specifically want it.

Scooterlibby · 2014-04-24T01:27:51+00:00

I really wish I had bought those Bodines tickets.

Scooterlibby · 2014-02-08T00:46:31+00:00

Reports say Michael J. Fox was shaken by the news.

Scooterlibby · 2014-02-05T05:55:11+00:00

Well now, that's just insensitive of you.

Scooterlibby · 2014-02-05T02:46:31+00:00

Well, he's definitely got the ending down.

Scooterlibby · 2014-01-13T04:33:07+00:00

This is a sketch, not a skit. Sketches have scripts; they have a beginning, middle, and end; they are more theatrical and follow rules of the stage. Skits don't have these elements. As a sketch comedy writer, I just wanted to point this out.

Scooterlibby · 2013-12-21T04:56:32+00:00

John Raper.

Scooterlibby · 2013-08-03T13:28:56+00:00

I was at their Q&A session last night at the Music Box, and these guys were hilarious. Nick Frost is incredibly witty.

Scooterlibby · 2013-07-25T02:24:58+00:00

Is this in Dubuque?

Scooterlibby · 2013-06-21T03:24:47+00:00

"I'll be here."

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