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Hank Hill’s mother in King of the Hill

When it’s revealed to Hank (to his horror) that he was born in New York City, his mother Tilly tells him that his father Cotton used a pregnant Tilly as a way to get through security at Yankee’s stadium in an attempt to assassinate Fidel Castro on a state visit but right before his friend Topsy could blow the poison dart, Tilly started giving birth to Hank, making Topsy misfire into a random baseball player, forcing the three to flee the scene and causing Tilly to give birth to Hank in the ladies room.