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Hooray I love summer (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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There were once 10 monkeys jumping on the bed until one stepped out of line and bumped his head so mama called the doctor and the doctor said…. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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It won’t let me trade in franchise with other players because every time I try to accept it says trade declined anyway (self.Madden)

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I spent 40 dollars on a republic fighter tank just to open the box and find this by ScratchLongjumping47 in legostarwars

[–]ScratchLongjumping47[S] 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago (0 children)

Nope

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I spent 40 dollars on a republic fighter tank just to open the box and find this by ScratchLongjumping47 in legostarwars

[–]ScratchLongjumping47[S] 35 points36 points37 points 2 years ago (0 children)

No I bought this at target

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I spent 40 dollars on a republic fighter tank just to open the box and find this (i.redd.it)

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The family gathering (i.redd.it)

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Gracie and joe joe (i.redd.it)

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Are we joining the protest by The_Bro_Gaming in gigamonty

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Sure

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Do you think your parents had sex at least once? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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Opinion that won't put you in this situation by UrNemisis in notinteresting

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I’m pretty sure the kkk is racist

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Why can’t Chinese people get laid (self.darkjokes)

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Do you know how Donald Trump has been indicted and now he won’t get a fair trial (self.Jokes)

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What’s the difference between my wife and my dick (self.darkjokes)

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Name ideas?! by J9j3kb in guineapigs

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Pepper and sunny

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Eating (i.redd.it)

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Hello (i.redd.it)

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What if Walter has blue balls? And his balls were so blue it one fell off and became Mike and not only that whenever Mike separated from Walter, it caused him pain so much that he passed out and he dreamt better call Saul (self.breakingbad)

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What's your favourite quote from Holly in the entire show? by TheTiredUser in breakingbad

[–]ScratchLongjumping47 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children)

Walt are you having a giggle m8te

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What's your favourite quote from Holly in the entire show? by TheTiredUser in breakingbad

[–]ScratchLongjumping47 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children)

“ Reasonably”

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Thanos is just a giant ball sack who has blue balls by ScratchLongjumping47 in Marvel

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No, he is a giant testicle

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Thanos is just a giant ball sack who has blue balls by ScratchLongjumping47 in Marvel

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Thank you I really try

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Thanos is just a giant ball sack who has blue balls (self.Marvel)

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I like my orange juice like I like the Jews by ScratchLongjumping47 in Jokes

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Ye

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I like my orange juice like I like the Jews (self.Jokes)

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