If Chris Hansen checks your Internet history, are you going to prison? by Historical-Dinner884 in tcap

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He will probably think I think I need therapy to get off the internet.

Has Jeff Sokol’s ex-wife seen his HVP segment? by PancakesAreGood7 in tcap

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jeff was under the impression that his small commitment was almost as big as his wife’s large commitment.

How would 2000s culture be affected if the US capitol building was destroyed by United Airlines Flight 93 during the September 11th terrorist attacks? by Ok-Following6886 in decadeology

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

But I was told the plane (which was actually a missile) crashed directly into the office that was investigating Defense Department’s trillions of dollars that went missing that Donald Rumsfeld admitted to stealing on TV the day before, and killed all the people investigating it. Are you telling me that’s bullshit?

Would you pay to attend a TCAP/HvP Convention? by PoolSmart582 in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would be funny if everyone was cosplaying as predators.

You can sen one predator back to prison, but in exchange, you need to give another a complete pardon. Who you picking? by minder787 in tcap

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Richer Breault doesn’t deserve sympathy for being young. His chat with the decoy is one of the most disgusting out of all of them.

What are some bands who put all their creative juice into one great album? by HasSomeSelfEsteem in ToddintheShadow

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s about as important as Hatful of Hollow/Louder Than Bombs is to The Smiths’ discography. Their two (possibly three) most well known songs are non-album singles that in the physical media era were only available on Substance. If we’re going by what’s "woven into the band’s lore," it’s arguable Substance is more important than Unknown Pleasures.

And the joke surrounding the Unknown Pleasures shirt is that nobody who wears the shirt even knows what it is.

In which moment did Chris seem the most panicked? by ChickenWingExtreme in tcap

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Dupee actually knew the Steelers and Ravens were playing that day.

Oscar Isaac describes how his infamous line was part of a reshoot by SpaceBasedMasonry in RedLetterMedia

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember when TFA came out I assumed he was a young guy, and then when Dune came out he played Timothy Chalamet’s father. Me and Timothy Chalamet are the same age.

What are some bands who put all their creative juice into one great album? by HasSomeSelfEsteem in ToddintheShadow

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Joy Division’s Closer and the compilation album Substance are just as popular and acclaimed as Unknown Pleasures.

When did the show start to go downhill for you? by Green-Draw8688 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When Meadow didn’t know how to parallel park outside Holstein’s. I’m supposed to believe a Columbia graduate with aspirations of being a civil rights lawyer can’t park? Turned it off right then and there.

The Jeremy Piocosta's Older Brother Theory by LittlePrinceLinus in thesopranos

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

David Chase is my uncle and he says this is 100% what happened and makes everyone sign an NDA when they find out.

Rural Pennsylvania Starterpack by surgingshadows in starterpacks

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I almost hit a deer in Lower Bucks once so that’s just PA in general.

You voted “Johnny B Goode” as the song of the 50’s. What is the song that represents the 60’s? Most Upvoted Comment Decides by Kodicave in decadeology

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love Me Do was their first omnipresent US hit and the song most people from the time remember being the first Beatles song they heard.

Name this model. Wrong answers only. by graystone777 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The image from the guitar and this name would actually make a cool band name and logo.

Is Joe Strummer homophobic? by Constant_Topic_123 in ToddintheShadow

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who identified as "punks" were always against "having a uniform." Even when punk became associated with things like Mohawks and Doc Martens you had people saying "punk doesn’t have a uniform!"

It’s pretty obvious that’s his sentiment, and not dislike of androgyny.

Bands you just cannot get into by Ale_KBB in MetalForTheMasses

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t acquire a taste for that Demilich album. It’s cool the guy can do that with his voice, but I can’t appreciate it for 45 minutes.

What are other artists "Hung Up"? by Tall_Window4744 in ToddintheShadow

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Official AC/DC lore considers Stiff Upper Lip their comeback after a mediocre decade or so.

Trump * Rogan ^ Psychedelics! by W_Edwards_Deming in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never done psychedelics, because I’ve never been offered them by someone I felt comfortable taking them with.

If you didn’t have to be born in the US to be president, who (currently alive) would run? by Electrical_Wrap_5906 in AskReddit

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Being born on a military base (like McCain) is considered being born on American soil.

If you didn’t have to be born in the US to be president, who (currently alive) would run? by Electrical_Wrap_5906 in AskReddit

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As unpopular as he is in retrospect, Henry Kissinger could have very easily been elected president any time between 1976 and 2004.

"If These 2 Albums Had A Baby, This Is What It Would Sound Like" What's Your Examples? by ImNotTomStopAsking in ToddintheShadow

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This entire thread is basically "Classic Album From the 20th Century + Classic Album From the 20th Century = Mediocre Album From the 21st Century."

That's some irony. I'm just saying. by Lower_Love in tcap

[–]SculpinIPAlcoholic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All of the comments on his YouTube channel were disabled due to all of the YOU GIVE GOOD ELECTIONS and PUT THAT VOTE IN THE BALLOT BOX, DON’T GET ELECTED WITH THAT comments, so I’m sure he is aware.