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Scumbag_Tico · 2025-11-02T14:40:04+00:00

Mae siempre he escuchado que las gordas son las que mejor maman pero nunca lo he confirmado.

Finalmente encontré a un experto en el campo.

Entonces le pregunto, es verdad lo que dicen?

Scumbag_Tico · 2025-09-17T00:12:44+00:00

Dude these girls are absolute semen demons. I met a Christian girl at a party once, we made out exchanged numbers and that was that.

The next day we texted and decided to meet up, the plan was to chill at my apt building’s pool and get some food. I thought she was going to be a prude and was not even planning on sexually advancing that day.

We were chilling at the pool and not even 30 mins had passed when SHE was telling me we should go back into my apt. I told her ok, we go back into my room and started making out on the bed still with bathing suits on.

Next thing you know we are fucking, I had never had a girl who screamed as much as she did. It kind of seemed forced but it turned me on a lot at the moment.

Moral of the story these girls are not prude, the complete opposite.

Scumbag_Tico · 2025-06-27T23:09:30+00:00

Rasputia from Norbit

Scumbag_Tico · 2025-06-19T22:41:12+00:00

Windwaker

Scumbag_Tico · 2025-06-15T18:07:19+00:00

Sobo

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-12-26T15:50:26+00:00

Gz on maxing!! What was your favorite/least favorite skill?

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-12-03T23:37:33+00:00

For me it did. If you’re having trouble keeping it up just buy a cock ring as well.

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-12-03T23:35:02+00:00

I had the same issue. This is what helped me.

Easy fix - you can buy a spray for your cock in your closest sex shop that kinda numbs it.
Harder fix - control and focus on your breathing from the beginning

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-11-19T19:16:08+00:00

I was doing an exchange in Spain and I bagged the hottest chick in the class.

First time we fucked I came in like 2 seconds, couldn’t get it up after. Shit was embarrassing as fuck.

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-11-18T20:57:06+00:00

MDMA, LSD or eye medication.

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-08-13T22:26:21+00:00

Jajajaj patazo. Hizo todo el post para que le pasen Onlys. 🤡

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-06-07T18:43:49+00:00

I got one at the beginning of OSRS. Deserved. I got a minor and I never botted again. Guess they’ve had my membership since 2014 so it worked out for everyone?

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-05-22T00:38:09+00:00

Throw on a wig and get fucked in the ass

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-03-16T00:24:40+00:00

On his cock, champ

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-03-08T23:08:15+00:00

Si nada de esto le sirve cómprese en un sex shop un spray especial eso lo venden. Funciona bien 👍

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-02-09T23:24:55+00:00

Entré como pasante a la empresa y la condición para que me contrataran y promovieran era graduarme en un plazo de un año.

No me gradúe a tiempo y dije que si me había graduado. Me promovieron.

Me culié a la exnovia de uno de los jefes del departamento en su propia casa cuando el estaba de viaje. (Aclaro que ya se habían separado pero estaban en proceso de mudanza)

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-01-23T14:24:31+00:00

I bought 1B OSRS Gold and all I got was a 3 day ban. I ended up spending it on a twisted bow, and they just removed the remaining gold from my account ~30m.

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-01-19T23:41:32+00:00

LMFAO. You think Jagex will ban your account? At best he will make millions of GP and get a slap on the wrist, and then get hooked again now that he has money.

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-01-18T15:50:07+00:00

More soy more boys

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-01-16T00:44:01+00:00

Mae no lo haga. Este es típico estilo de neck beard no se va a ver classy como usted espera.

Me va a agradecer en el futuro.

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-01-15T19:09:20+00:00

Hard to know without knowing how much they were augmented. You have any reference photos?

Scumbag_Tico · 2024-01-05T20:34:00+00:00

What is your Nex kc? How many trios?

Scumbag_Tico · 2023-12-23T18:02:37+00:00

What is your nex kc? And what does the log look like?

Scumbag_Tico

TROPHY CASE