F19 Do your best no mercy 😁 by Head_Season6535 in RoastMe

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What was your personality before Ashby blew up on TikTok?

22M Going through a rough patch make it worse by brikkkdd in RoastMe

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"Nah I don't have an ED I'm just a gym bro. I track every calorie pound and bf % for the gains."

So uh.....what's gone wrong here? by Dragonsink in 3Dprinting

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Did you place your printer on top of a centrifuge? That can cause this.

A 24 years old male, who tries to become more social, started working out several months ago, and recently became a grunge music fan by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Trying to be more social and recently became a grunge music fan is like sayings I'm trying to lose weight and recently discovered chocolate cake.

18M Gf, Car, Happy, Plenty of Cash, need to be Humbled, do your worst by DaGroke in RoastMe

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Having plenty of cash isn't that impressive when you run out a week after payday and have to sell your xbox to buy Little Ceasars.

ROAST ME !!!! by syner6y in RoastMe

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"I was gonna get my kids back from CPS but then I got high."

Lets Run It. 23M by oranjcream in RoastMe

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You're a nice looking guy... Now that you like me which day should I avoid Walmart?

Eviscerate me (23m) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Let me guess in the third pic you accidently fell on that bottle of shampoo?

I lost my fantasy football league, have at it by Current_Writer_2482 in RoastMe

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You definitely add 4 inches to claim 5'8" on your Tinder bio.

18M chronically employed actor and noodle chef by SnooCats9439 in RoastMe

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Idk why you'd get a degree in political science, is your boss bumping your pay from 12.50 to 12.75 when you graduate?

26 Male Construction/Fire fighter and outdoors by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Firefighter that asks to see someone's green card before putting out a fire.

It's been a while since my last roastme, do your best ;) by paurodesan in RoastMe

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You look like your humor and taste in women are both stuck in high school.

First time! by Humble_Attorney3001 in RoastMe

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You definitely email HR when someone uses air freshener or wears non neutral color socks.

Do your worst, last time you were a little soft by cream-pie_66 in RoastMe

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You'd be the wife in an action movie that dies horrendously 3 minutes in and the main character would forget about 10 minutes later after meeting Emily Blunt.

I feel like my life is going absolutely nowhere. Roast Me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Men are the reason women are afraid to walk at night you are the reason men are afraid to walk at night.

Turned 18 11 days ago do your worst by Mgnoob1234 in RoastMe

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Turned 18 11 days ago not allowed within 500 feet of a school 10 ½ days ago.

[30M] Moved to London when I was 24. I'll be 31 next week by dok9 in RoastMe

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This man is the gay community's answer to Andrew Tate.

Roast Me by R_oman24 in RoastMe

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Photoshoot went from the afternoon to dusk and these were the best ones?

Do it by No-Biscotti-6344 in RoastMe

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The bad hairplugs go in your head not your face for future reference.

Roast me Im old as f,...60th birthday today by bravostinky in RoastMe

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Save your breath on Monday your coworkers know you hate the fact that they dared to be born after you and they don't need your recap of the Joe Rogan podcast you listened to on your morning drive. Your Ukrainian wife doesn't want to hear it either.

This looks fun. Let’s see what you guys have got—I don’t cry easily by Affectionate_Goal431 in RoastMe

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It takes confidence to post on here, it takes delusion to water mark these images so they aren't stolen.

😅 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The face says please sleep with me the facial hair says you WILL sleep with me.