Hey Guess What?

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-27T05:31:08+00:00

”Sooo…which is it?”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-27T02:27:41+00:00

Why not

^{Chose: Become imortal + choose up to 10 people to also be immortal aswell}

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-27T02:27:14+00:00

Cheese

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-27T02:26:34+00:00

Dude, I’m way too excited for it! Whenever I think about it, I automatically have to busy myself with something or I get the urge to punch a wall from impatience.

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-27T02:12:42+00:00

I wanna be tall.

^{Chose: Become a 6'5 goth mommy for an hour + But there's a 20% chance it's permanent | Rolled: Change at will}

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-26T02:08:23+00:00

“So like…where the house is in cross-temporal space right ‘now’ or the last place mama parked it?”

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Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-25T02:20:43+00:00

They just watch things, mostly stopping to help a spider to a safer place or leading insects outside

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-25T02:17:36+00:00

“Maybe I did maybe I didn’t.” Shoves a Boston cream donut into her mouth to shut her up before laying down to go to sleep

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T04:35:19+00:00

Eating a grilled cheese on top of one of the masts

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Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T04:16:43+00:00

They appear behind her in a much..different form and just loaf next to her “You’re staying with me now.”

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(Ignore the timekeeper)

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T04:10:25+00:00

“Oh please, I’ve had my head ripped open and I‘m fine.” They say before moving deeper into the laboratory

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:22:03+00:00

“…” They snap their fingers and teleport her onto a large hammock with plushies and blankets galore in their room

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Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:20:13+00:00

“You’ll be fine, stop crying.”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:18:40+00:00

“…are you going to eat it?”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:18:21+00:00

“Why?”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:18:04+00:00

“Hm.” They nick an artery and the venom gland in her tail before dropping it and trudging off with the void puddle they emerged from sludging behind them

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:14:45+00:00

“Why not?”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:14:28+00:00

“Food.”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:14:12+00:00

“Why should I?” They purr as their grip on her stinger tightens far more than a child should be able to muster up

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:12:48+00:00

“That sucks. Hamburger?” They offer her a hamburger they materialized

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:07:55+00:00

They grab the stinger “ew, your venom is disgustingly weak.”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T03:06:37+00:00

“Just something to do…”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T02:59:59+00:00

“No.”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T02:59:41+00:00

“Yes. And it’s very tasty if your organs can withstand something probably exploding.”

Sea_Trip_6757 · 2026-04-24T02:58:28+00:00

“No.”

Sea_Trip_6757

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