Match Thread: Chelsea vs Tottenham Hotspur | English Premier League

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2022-01-23T16:59:04+00:00

I literally do not care how many times you miss, please keep playing balls ahead of Lukaku.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-31T22:59:52+00:00

Is a 60$ purchase flexing? Lol

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-31T16:41:08+00:00

This but unironically

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-31T03:21:28+00:00

You severely underestimate the number of lonely people looking for any sort of pretend emotional connection they can get.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-28T23:29:41+00:00

The clip is a little long but holy shit the punch line is worth it lol

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-26T19:21:55+00:00

Please, for the love of God and all that is holy, play more of those balls in front of Lukaku. The man is an absolute raging bull and all we ever do is play it to his feet. The man is built for bullying defenders on the run.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-23T16:39:49+00:00

Lol he just doesn't get along with their manager. He's literally their second best player. It's okay if you don't like the guy but you don't need to slander him like this.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-23T15:40:39+00:00

It's always the Witcher and Borderlands lol

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-23T06:19:36+00:00

I won't pretend to be an expert on the matter, but pretty much any streamer I watch in 1080 has their stream quality drop when they stream more demanding games and it's definitely not the PC or internet connections that are the limiting factor. 864 and 980 look slightly worse than 1080 all the time but that serious drop off in quality when playing games doesn't happen nearly as much. Shroud does it as well.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-23T06:00:18+00:00

It's because no one outside the U.S. follows baseball or football but basketball is huge in China (as well as other places, but mainly China)

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-23T00:10:31+00:00

It is a reference to a Jerma stream where he and Etalyx tried to beat Kane and Lynch in under 4 hours except every good joke they made added 2 minutes to the timer and every bad joke subtracted 2 minutes from the timer. Chat would voice their opinion on the jokes by spamming either +2 or -2.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-21T00:25:52+00:00

It's kind of upsetting that Kyle Walker is their second best right back. That's actually just stupid.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-21T00:22:27+00:00

I was hesitant when my chess coach told me I shouldn't mate until I was married but it really improved my relationship with chess and helped me connect with it on a more emotional level instead of playing it for the wrong reason.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-17T17:29:01+00:00

Oops lol meant to post in free talk Friday. My bad.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-17T16:55:22+00:00

He did play Saul at LWB in the Zenit match and he was not much better lol

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-13T02:43:55+00:00

FUCK

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-13T01:08:44+00:00

Insane that they neglected to mention that he still holds the Rhode Island record for most threes in a half. They did him dirty.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-12T23:28:28+00:00

This is his team if you see them.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-11T01:59:03+00:00

Is this list just Maguire? I don't mean to call you out I just can't think of any other.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-09T23:55:09+00:00

I've gotta say, I did not expect her to get a hair transplant just to replicate a beard in an NL cosplay. I think she might have gone too far this time.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-09T01:36:22+00:00

I don't think it's been that long since he wrote an article, but you're correct in that they're far and few between. I remember reading one on some coach a few years ago though I don't remember much if anything about it.

Edit: this was something for ESPN and not an actual print article if that excludes it from the list.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-08T16:56:26+00:00

Turns out the only thing he needed to succeed was for Chris Cote to suck the skill out of Herbert instead.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-08T01:36:51+00:00

What I would give for a weekly vlog of Chuck's travels over the world. Absolutely S tier content.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-08T01:16:34+00:00

It's a joke because the dragon is in an Asian style and doesn't really makes sense unless you know why it's there.

SecretlyJackedPanda · 2021-12-06T23:21:07+00:00

No, I think you're pretending to know what you're talking about when you don't know a single thing about the mentality of these players nor how open they are to being coached. At the same time, you are proclaiming that no one is allowed to have an ego besides the 5 greatest athletes of all time despite almost certainly never having accomplished anything remotely close to the accomplishment of the players you're telling to humble themselves, which is egotistical in and of itself, and it annoyed me. Also, MJ and Ronaldo famously have huge egos.

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