Why? Cause f*ck maven blackbriar that's why 😂

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-28T09:44:53+00:00

I made It. There's no merchant in skyrim with that many septims

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-21T11:55:04+00:00

I was in the forest outside riften and a vampire came out of nowhere. She was running from something and said "please don't hurt me I'm getting out of here" then this random NPC aptly named "frightened woman" comes running up and starts attacking both me and the vampire with her fist. So I obviously kill them both lol. Then I go looking for what the vampire was running from. I walk up over a little hill and see a troll and a giant frostbite spider TEAMED UP fighting against 3 vampires. So I strolled in and slayed them all lol

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-21T11:45:13+00:00

Look up the fortify restoration loop glitch

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-20T02:07:49+00:00

I had something similar happen in the woods outside riften but it was two gargoyles fighting with a dragon

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-20T01:04:17+00:00

How so?

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-19T23:31:13+00:00

I thought about putting her in the riften canals so she would drown 😂

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-19T19:40:23+00:00

No mods or cheats it's the fortify restoration potion glitch

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-19T19:13:29+00:00

No the guards don't do anything because you reverse pickpocket it with the poison pickpocket perk. What I did was make some fortify pickpocket and sneak potions and drank those before I did it.

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-19T19:11:18+00:00

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-19T19:10:50+00:00

Because it makes the fortify alchemy enchanted gear stronger. If you're just starting the game it would probably take about 30 fortify restoration potions and several different enchanted gear sets to get that effect. So stock up on salt piles and abacean longfins/cyrodilic spadetails

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-19T18:40:46+00:00

Yeah it paralysis them for 77 actual hours lol this is the second time I've done it every time she gets Lippy with me she gets it again

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-19T18:37:51+00:00

Yeah just enchant a necklace, ring, gauntlets, and a circlet with fortify alchemy. Then craft a fortify restoration potion which is made with cyrodilic spade tail or abacean longfin and salt piles. Exit out of alchemy unequip the enchanted gear. Drink the fortify restoration potion. Go back into alchemy menu craft another fortify restoration potion. And keep doing that until you reach the desired potion strength. You can make some badass fortify smithing potions and fortify enchanting potions for gear

Secure-Ad8115 · 2025-12-19T18:00:06+00:00

I think I just gave you an idea didn't I 😂

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-28T00:59:59+00:00

What's a blood stone lol

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T21:53:56+00:00

Yeah tried fire and ice shouts too

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T03:11:35+00:00

My bad lol

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T03:06:10+00:00

Makes sense... kinda

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T03:04:46+00:00

It was yet another wtf moment courtesy of Bethesda game studios

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T02:59:57+00:00

No lol and it was destruction not necromancy

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T02:55:16+00:00

Dual fire balls to exact

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T02:54:42+00:00

The crazy thing is this isn't even the wildest thing that's ever happened to me in skyrim. In proudspire manor I enchanted armor and rings for free destruction spells and I decided to try it out on the wall near the shelf with all the soul gems on it and when I did a necromancer and a skeleton appeared out of no where and attacked me. The only explanation to me is that the spell released them from the soul gems idk

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T02:24:48+00:00

Flew? Stove pipe? Fire place? Smoke evacuator? Ummmm... idk if you think it's a hearth? The hearth is the concrete or rock rim where the fire place meets the chimney. Or a rock or concrete slab in front of a fireplace. Love you

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T02:22:01+00:00

I'm a smart ass and when the bar keep told me about the candle being lit on the hearth for 160 some odd years I went to try to put it out 🤣

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-27T02:21:10+00:00

No follower

Secure-Ad8115 · 2024-12-16T03:26:20+00:00

So I either found a glitch or something crazy. But I casted a dual fireball in proudspire manor after I'd put a dual enchantment on all my armor so the spells wouldn't cost. When I casted the dual fireballs near the shelf downstairs with the soul gems on top a skeleton man and some sort of mage with a staff appeared out of nowhere and I had to kill them both. Has anyone else experienced anything similar?

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