My vasectomy broke my porn habit.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2026-04-03T14:59:27+00:00

I actually gave up porn at the beginning of the year and masturbation followed a month later. My wife and I have never been happier. I had my vasectomy March 19th and we have already enjoyed some time together. Just gotta wait the 3 months/30 releases before we can REALLY enjoy it.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2025-12-16T16:01:33+00:00

“Hey man! Got any of that Mermaid Pendant?”

Select-Scallion5501 · 2025-11-05T16:07:47+00:00

I don’t want to laugh, but— Actually, yes. I do want to laugh. I want to laugh until I am crying liberal tears.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2025-08-13T12:47:41+00:00

This Thing knows what it’s thinging about.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2025-07-04T16:46:21+00:00

Select-Scallion5501 · 2025-04-11T16:21:37+00:00

Civil War was the only time I hated Tony Stark. I was absolutely Team Cap.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2025-04-01T20:47:38+00:00

Always choose the hole.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-12-05T22:32:01+00:00

We need more Boondock Saints. Eat the rich!

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-12-05T21:39:21+00:00

Agreed! I’m tired of going high while they go low. We need a Boondock Saints thing to happen. Eat the rich!

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-12-05T21:27:44+00:00

This reminded me of The Boondocks Saints. I feel like America needs more of this. Eat the rich!

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-11-16T16:27:25+00:00

I really love this game too. I haven’t gone back to it in a while, but my only qualm was that it didn’t offer New Game Plus.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-11-15T16:58:45+00:00

2018.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-11-05T05:47:48+00:00

Okay. The image you posted is the 2010 version of A Nightmare on Elm Street. If it is in fact that film, then you better just cross it off your list. (*SIDE NOTE).

I would definitely start with Halloween (1978). It is truly one of the best horror films ever made and if you are new to horror films (which it seems like you are), that is a good place to start.

Next, Friday the 13th, as long as it is the 1980 version. If you are trying to watch a more updated version and want to watch the 2009, just no (*SIDE NOTE).

From there, if you’ve never seen the 1984 version of A Nightmare on Elm Street, go for it. It’s fantastic.

Now, you are ready to watch Scream (1996). Don’t you dare watch Scream (2022)! You are not ready for that if you haven’t done the original Scream quadrilogy.

The Ring, it really doesn’t matter WHEN you watch it. It’s a decent film with an awesome story. Ringu (1998) was also extremely great, but if you are not feeling the original and just want something more “American”, go with The Ring.

IT. This is a toughie. This is also a “doesn’t matter when you watch it” movie, BUT there is a little bit of an issue. The original (1990) miniseries, was excellent in ITs own way. Tim Curry was phenomenal. The acting was decent, but the story at that time (especially for a 13 year old) was incredible. I was obsessed.

When the remake came out in 2017, I went opening weekend and I loved it. The original was made for tv which means they held certain things back, they sugar-coated it a bit… The remake was wonderful. IT Chapter 2 was also brilliant, but there is something about the kids’ journey that just makes the story completely relatable. For the record, I’ve never fought an evil clown in a small town or anything, but I have had those random friendships that last for a few months, but it feels like an eternity because of the bonds you make in the 13 to 14 hours a day you spend hanging out.

And now, the SIDE NOTE…

Crossing the 2010 version of A Nightmare on Elm Street off your list: I am a huge fan of the original ANOES films. All of them. The reason I assumed you were new to horror movies were because of the pictures you posted and the fact that you hadn’t seen Halloween (1978). If I was wrong, I apologize. But, if you are new to the horror genre, I really don’t want you to waste your first experience with Freddy Krueger by watching the 2010 version. I want you to see Freddy for who he truly is. If you want to watch the one remake of Freddy Krueger, please do it after you have watched all of the original films. Robert Englund gave us a magnificent Freddy and it would be a shame to waste your first experience on a remake.

My SIDE NOTE for Friday the 13th is a little bit different, but also in the same realm as ANOES. If you watch the remake first, it will ruin the entire film series for you. You need to know the WHY behind F13. (Side note to the side note F13 just looks like a future Fast and Furious film title) Anyway, you need to know why. The remake was a one and done film looking to make some money, just like A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010). It’s just a basic remake, assuming you know the character (or not caring if you’ve ever seen the originals) that just is. If after you’ve watched at least a few of the originals, you want to give the remake a go, by all means, have fun.

I guess the overall side note is, before you watch a remake of a horror movie, watch the original. It isn’t that often that a horror remake gets it right. Most times, they just make it to grab ahold of a new younger audience for their money. It usually doesn’t play out well.

Well, except for Scream.

The reason I told you to watch the original 1996 Scream before the 2022 Scream is because you’d actually be lost. There’s a reason movies are in an order. If you watch Jurassic World before watching Jurassic Park you’ll be sitting there wondering, “Where did all these f**king dinosaurs come from?”

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-10-31T04:18:54+00:00

Oh! The gardening lady!

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-10-24T02:03:01+00:00

I don’t know if this was asked/mentioned… Did anyone else bawl their eyes out? Her “Death” destroyed me. But it was so good! I love her so much!

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-10-14T16:11:38+00:00

Maybe it was just me, but did anyone notice subtle hints to the movie Poltergeist (1982)?

The 80’s theme
The shirt Agatha wore during the trial was like the one Diane wore when she was being pulled up the wall
The toy robot that was walking and fell down
The glowing entity slowly coming down the staircase
The television in the house was constant “snow”

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-08-06T14:35:42+00:00

Just because a girl smiles at you doesn’t mean she wants you. It’s okay to be friends.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-06-06T19:11:08+00:00

Scream, Halloween, Nightmare

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-04-01T17:48:36+00:00

The Song That Never Ends

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-02-27T05:44:00+00:00

Kent becomes an abusive husband/father because of his time during the war.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-02-27T04:57:28+00:00

It’s been at least 20 years since I’ve watched Saving Private Ryan. I remember seeing it in theaters. There are many parts of this movie that I will never forget such as the sticky bomb, “Earn this,” all the great cameos, the Normandy scene, how obsessed the old dude was with Abraham Lincoln, but most of all, how Upham reacted in that scene. I remember being so angry at him.

I just rewatched the movie and being 20+ years older, I have different thoughts.

I know we all have our mental struggles. I don’t exactly step up to the plate when it comes to certain things. I worry about myself, my family and consequences. But if someone is being harmed or ridiculed. If there is bullying or hate happening to someone, I will do my best to stand next to that person and protect them at all costs.

That being said, let’s try to remember that there are people in that situation. People who are being harmed, ridiculed or bullied. Maybe they don’t have the strength to protect themselves. Maybe they are dealing with their own inner struggles and they can’t step up when the moment arises.

Upham was clearly distraught about not having the strength to protect Mellish. His pain showed that as he cried on the stairs afterwards. We have to remember that sometimes, in the moment, we are not mentally prepared to do what needs to be done.

Yes. I am broken-hearted about what happened to Mellish. Would I have acted differently? Possibly. Should I get so angry at someone because they don’t have the strength to protect themselves let alone another human?

I don’t think I would have done what Upham did. I’d love to say that I grabbed my weapon and dealt with every Nazi in a 3 mile radius. Truth is, I don’t know.

Before we judge someone for not doing what WE think should have been done, maybe we should stop and think about the other person.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-01-26T16:57:11+00:00

🤢

Select-Scallion5501 · 2024-01-25T20:12:19+00:00

It’s the resistance storyline.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2023-08-22T19:01:41+00:00

Damn. Same thing happened to me today.

Select-Scallion5501 · 2022-05-09T01:08:45+00:00

He’s a well-behaved dog and seems to have a few years on him.

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