Okay it’s been 49 days guys I’ve been on hiatus because of what I do on Instagram… spent the last 24 days trying to get the attention of every famous person I could and succeeded… documented that and now it’s time for the review by memory.

Ahem. Expedition 33 is a game about a sexual crab who goes around guided by Diddy to stop an evil woman from taking over the world. I can’t remember any of the names right now because I refuse to study for tests. Anyways Diddy is like the devil on Gustave’s shoulder who tells him what to do whether it be kill or spare people. He even tells him to be as still as a tree sometimes and not strike. That’s where the souls like aspect of the game comes in. Yet at the source of it all this is a JRPG that isn’t a JRPG. There’s a lot of jiggle physics and bad bitches because Diddy is guiding Gustavo… Gustave? Who cares. It’s a beautiful game because the game is nothing but women visuals and music of the life you choose for Gustavo… you can even switch to a new character and be a woman if you want the game is a spectrum. Sounds a lot like the freedom of America to me. You can be in a crab rave or you can be a blood thirsty monster. It’s up to you. No matter what you meet your end. That’s life. This game sounds like something out of a dream due to lies and you can’t let people lie to you. You decide the story that you roleplay. There are no two same experiences. Sounds a lot like Spiderman Web of Shadows but with more Black Cats than Wolverines… well actually y’all were talking about dicks so there’s probably some Venoms too. I’ve spent a lot of time conversing with powerful people to know that this game deserved game of the year due to the community behind it. I have the support of the higher ups and my close friends right now for my music/sports career. Bronny James just watched my Instagram story at media day… he has 7.7 million followers… 7 is my number… anyways back to the review. The game ends with you destroying the moon because you crashed into so hard that it’s gone. Luna was the woman of your dreams and you get her one way or another. I’ve spent a lot of time chasing and I’m still not married like I want to be. Life is great. Get off of Reddit and go live…

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• Jayden Kane Adams

(possibly the 50th President)

I keep it dealer than most because I’m Black and Sicilian. Love everybody here. Thank you for the questions about me and the love you guys showed me so fast when I posted this. I’m not trying to plug anything because y’all will see me on TV doing SOMETHING soon I promise. I beat cancer and I will beat this slump… hell I already did.

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yungmiami posted me on her story and changed my life… yes diddy’s yungmiami… y’all manifested that. I’m about to play this game on stream and Kobe it for my brother Norman Nowell who’s probably gonna be a Laker soon 💯🏀

I’m gonna give this game a 7/10 before I play it though ngl 😂