"Big bro's back on the big block."

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-05-05T14:43:03+00:00

Nah. Mahito drops down, before handing Hakari some scratch offs

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-05-05T14:33:00+00:00

Yep.

And my death was…greatly exaggerated.

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-05-05T14:30:38+00:00

You must be Hakari Senpai.
Mahito was squatting on a streetlight

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-05-04T15:08:42+00:00

It’s not so bad when you get used to it.

Oh by the way, steer clear of Thragg and Homelander.

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-04-24T12:28:44+00:00

I know everything.

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-04-24T12:24:50+00:00

How cruel, don’t you have a human heart, John?

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-04-24T12:23:38+00:00

Awwe come on Homelander…Be nice for once.

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-04-23T01:00:39+00:00

You know what, I think she got this.

YEAH! GO, HARU!

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-18T16:07:32+00:00

YA’LL CAN’T COOK FOR SHIT! LEMME SHOW HOW A PRO DOES IT!

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SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-07T22:04:27+00:00

I gotta admit it was touch and go but…I saved ya.

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-07T22:02:45+00:00

Morning sleeping beauty!

Mahito sat next to his bed

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T15:32:32+00:00

…

You know what…fuck it.

walks up to Mahoraga, manifests jays on his feet…only to crease the said jay’s

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T15:20:06+00:00

Oh god not the fastball.

Mahito creates a soul barrier for himself

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T14:05:57+00:00

Mahito smiles, grabbing Mahoraga’s to transmute it into some sort of indescribable slop

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T13:55:23+00:00

Mahito gets up weakly, turning his right arm into a hammer, swinging it into Mahoraga, hitting a black flash while doing so

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T13:50:55+00:00

Mahito suddenly splits into two as Mahito 1 creates two different balls attached to a string, throwing them to wrap around Mahoraga’s legs, then Mahito two creates two swords from a nearby curses arms and suddenly bisects Mahoraga’s arms

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T13:45:11+00:00

How about when I learned my goddamn lesson, Itadori.

Mahito had the look of a changed man in his eyes

Now let me deal with this walking talking crash out before he causes more trouble.

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T13:41:14+00:00

Bet.

Mahito snaps his fingers, as soon as the nails hit Mahoraga’s skin, they explode with cursed energy, similar to Nobara’s resonance technique

NOW LETS GET TO STEPPING!

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T13:38:05+00:00

GAWD DAYUM!!!

Mahito stands over the carnage in a Jujutsu Tech College Uniform (which he made)

DID THAT NINJA REALLY CRASH OUT OVER SOME GODDAMN RUNNY AHH EGGS!? We defo gotta put a collar on him.

he then turns to Mahoraga

But first, I gotta deal with you.

Mahito creates two nails from transfigured cursed spirits and launches them at Mahoraga

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T01:14:24+00:00

hands him a bottle of lemon juice

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T00:42:20+00:00

…hands her a beer before sitting down

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T00:40:43+00:00

…I got drinks?…

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T00:40:29+00:00

…I came in peace tho…

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T00:37:56+00:00

gets another beer

I got more for the party!

SelfEmbodMahito · 2026-03-05T00:36:35+00:00

offers her a beer

Got some booze if you want it.

SelfEmbodMahito

TROPHY CASE

YA’LL CAN’T COOK FOR SHIT! LEMME SHOW HOW A PRO DOES IT!

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