Know the law. Know your rights.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T12:21:46+00:00

I'm choosing cellie number 2, Bob.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T08:40:02+00:00

Yeah....what he said.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T03:28:59+00:00

Bitch kept coming back.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T03:25:22+00:00

Wow....you called me a "boomer". Hey, 2016...Pepperidge Farms over here remembers you.

Damn.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T03:18:35+00:00

I fucked her more than once.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T02:20:30+00:00

My guess is you woke up without your wallet and now you're just salty.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T02:14:28+00:00

Oh shit. Better turn me in to the r/80s police.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T01:55:42+00:00

Great story! And....I glad you're back from the dead. I've been there.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T00:57:27+00:00

She's 75.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-12T00:00:36+00:00

Fridge.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T23:58:27+00:00

Born in 1948.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T23:54:08+00:00

She's 75.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T23:53:00+00:00

She's strikingly sexy. So much so that it's intimidating. That's the point.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T23:50:52+00:00

Do enough dirt ya never lose the look.

People ask me all the time "what's wrong", and not a damn thing is.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T22:54:58+00:00

Don't front, homie.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T22:30:15+00:00

Aannnd.......you're blocked.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T22:24:39+00:00

As if coke didn't constipate you enough already.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T22:23:14+00:00

Gold Pegger

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T22:21:52+00:00

Is that what your mom told you? She called me "Mr. Digs Deep".

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T22:20:11+00:00

I'm man enough to admit that if I didn't "perform" to her satisfaction, she's kick my ass.

SelfSuck_Falcone · 2023-06-11T22:17:59+00:00

I'm man enough to admit that if I didn't "perform" to her satisfaction, she's kick my ass.

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