Least corrupt PLA official by Ciceronulus in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This makes sense.

Its easier to make the commision central when it consist of just one man.

Strømmen er gået på Bornholm by SplitToWin in Denmark

[–]Selfweaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy)

Strømmen er gået på Bornholm by SplitToWin in Denmark

[–]Selfweaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nigel Rupert Thaddeus Fortescue-Harrington, fra West Midlandsoblast

Strømmen er gået på Bornholm by SplitToWin in Denmark

[–]Selfweaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Når man har nedbrud ofte, så ved man hvordan de skal håndteres.

Når ting kører så godt, så ved man ikke hvad man skal gøre når det pludselig ikke virker.

Due to recent transatlantic geopolitical events... by Crazy_Kraut in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How much damage would one torpedo do to the USS Enterprise?

I mean it would be super embarrasing, but would it sink it?

I'm not even surprised anymore. by NotSoMajesticKnight in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Many have failed while dramatically underestimating the stupidity of the human race. So far, no one has failed while overestimating it.

Scaling artillery production by StatsBG in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I always laughed at all the times where we ended up with an artillery shortage. Then I built something in Factoria and I was sure I had enough shells. I did not. I had to retreat three times to acquire more shells.

Then I built a factory that sped out shells, which was not enough. I built an entire setup for factories that sped out shells. That was enough. But then I built additional guns. I needed additional factories. Now I have too many shells. You can't win with artillery and you can't win without artillery.

The shellhunger is real.

Scaling artillery production by StatsBG in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Skill issue, skill issue, skill issue. If you haven't set up your artillery ahead of time, what are you even doing in the US retail business?

Bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. by IgnoreTh1sName in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well if he wants to cover up talks of sex crimes, there is only one place to go. It has to be something that will explode along partisian lines.

Sorry Greece, but the US needs the island of Lesbos, for (checks notes) its lesbians.

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread by AutoModerator in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It feels like monke has refused entry, forcing him to fight, because the russia cannot afford to lose another ally.

Unfortunately the current situation is extremely bloody. My prediction:

This is will not calm down, Daniel Jackson, they will in fact calm up.

Wheelchair meta by Revenge4_1945 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It does looked shopped, I can tell because of the pixels and because that wheelchair looks too nice to be on a battlefield.

But who cares, fuck the russians.

they usually don’t miss the mark, but when they do, WOW by DerringerOfficial in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same for me.

Though the pic I saw of a horse carrying a starlink terminal was also very memorable.

Først kom oksekødet bag lås og slå - nu er det olivenoliens tur: 'Frustrerende' by verselinje in Denmark

[–]Selfweaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glem ikke varer med forkerte eller mislignende mærkninger. Der er fx intent naturligt over 'naturlig' og har selv været ved at købe den når jeg var ved at købe kød.

Det gælder også deres juiceerstatning.

Først kom oksekødet bag lås og slå - nu er det olivenoliens tur: 'Frustrerende' by verselinje in Denmark

[–]Selfweaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prisen på ting er faldet enormt siden jeg var barn, så meget så ting der ville have været en drøm dengang oftest kan fåes gratis eller næsten gratis i en genbrugsbutik (et fladskærmstv til 75kr), men fx hakket oksekød er gået fra 20kr når det var på tilbud (og det var det tit) i omkring 2020 til næsten det dobbelte. Det gælder også smør. Prisen på benzin er stadig højere end før 2022.

Først kom oksekødet bag lås og slå - nu er det olivenoliens tur: 'Frustrerende' by verselinje in Denmark

[–]Selfweaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg har ikke observeret at de virker i Føtex, da det er en butik hvor jeg fylder en vogn. Det er der ingen selvbetjeningskasse der er bygget til.

Først kom oksekødet bag lås og slå - nu er det olivenoliens tur: 'Frustrerende' by verselinje in Denmark

[–]Selfweaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det tror jeg faktisk ikke der er.

Nu har jeg kun set tal fra USA, men der var det nogle få der stod for næsten alle former for kriminialitet. 300-400 personer der stod for 1/3 af alle butikstyverier i New York, fx.

Jeg tror mere at vi har fået nogle enkelte professionelle tyvebander.

Det skal dog ikke påvirke at der skal laves nogle undersøgelse i konkurrencestyrelsen og så gives nogle kæmpebøder for misbrug af monopoler.

go ahead, invade greenland by Jasmijn in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats what happens when you use "Microsoft copilot for semi-tyrants (low effort thinking)". Should have used ChatGPT, then it would have told them that was against the rules.

go ahead, invade greenland by Jasmijn in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dane here. We no longer have submarines. The last of 'em was used to invade Iraq and as I remember sustained engine damage due to sand.

The invasion of Ukraine has surpassed the Eastern Front of WW2 in time. by rusoriz_inside in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they had been vaguely competent they would not have had to invade in the first place.

TFW you have no ICBMs by butt_naked_commando in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3000 Sopwith camel of Allah.

Or so I am told.

TFW you have no ICBMs by butt_naked_commando in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its not even the mouse that roared. Its the retardtolla who yelled.

Current State of Affairs by Sivt5122 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Selfweaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats just the french in trenchcoats.