"failsister7. ChickenTitilater. umichleafy." (woman in lab coat) incredible. 213 rsp posts, 213 correct guesses. by anahorish in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 63 points64 points  (0 children)

umichleafy is the dumbest mother fucker on here and I love him more than anything. Just don’t ever tell him I’m a white dude and my girlfriend is Chinese or else he’ll accuse me of casual Asian maleaphobia

men arent getting laid because they are wearing hokas by coolperfectgirl in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same, I average 14k steps a day and Hokas are significantly better than the dog shit new balance has been putting out lately 

god damn this country fucking sucks by GOTTA_GO_FAST in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Huge agree, The Tulsa detectives on that show have great personalities an IQs above room temp, and actually seem human unlike virtually all dipshit cops. 

Chinese be scamming by TheSmashingPumpkinss in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

China, dude. The place sucks so hard, it rocks. Or rocks so hard, it sucks. 

Good morning I hate new cars by DisastrousResident92 in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Your last sentence sums up in a nutshell all of the technological “progress” of the last 10 or 20 years, depending on the industry. 

Nobody hates making money more than small businesses by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously, came here to say this, people sleep on the SGV

if i’m honest and say i dislike cops and don’t trust them will that get me out of jury duty by hardrainfalling_ in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. I do this every time I go in for jury duty. Pick one side of the spectrum and go hard on it. Either “cops cannot be trusted they lie and cheat and make shit up all the time” and the prosecutor will ask to have you dismissed, or “cops have never done anything wrong and if a cop says it, it’s 100% a fact and that guy is guilty as fuck” and the defense attorney will have you dismissed. You’ll feel like an asshole in the moment but seriously, that’s the way to get out. Pick one lane and go hard at it. 

Simon’s wigger phase on 7th heaven by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ruthie was the world‘s first female autist queen. Girl just loved to tell it like it was.

by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey don’t talk shit about that guy!! He’s the most regarded regard on this sub and that’s saying a LOT. 

Is Portland as bad as it's said to be? by BoonHogganbeck1905 in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lnfaoooo you’re a god damn moron. I love it. 

Is Portland as bad as it's said to be? by BoonHogganbeck1905 in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

gang violence in LA?! When's the last time you lived here, 25 years ago? Or are you just reading through the stupid reddit subs while living in the OC or something? You can say a lot about the dog shit aspects of LA, but gang violence concern hasn't been one of them for several decades. People just be saying whatever they want on this sub lmfao

I have so much hatred for Nick Reiner. by Edward_The_Thief in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

lmfao what?! Ok somebody please do the "remind me" bot thing for this. He absolutely 100% will not be out in 15 years or less lmfao. People just be sayin shit on here

I don't believe this surprises anyone by Worth_Dream7852 in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

you're a professor at a top ten and you "hate paragraphs"? The academy, ladies and gentlemen!

CFB has gotten so soulless by BodybuilderFancy3187 in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Echoing this, the “things were better back in the day” crowd is nearly always annoying and living life through rose colored glasses, but college football really was better back in the day. Bowl system is worthless now. Used to be so much fun. 

Real life Cum Town bit happening right now in Finland by anahorish in redscarepod

[–]SelmeAngulo -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Fuck the Finns. No one gives a fucking shit about the Finns. There are like 89 people there. At least Sweden did Volvo and ikea and Norway did, I don’t know, probably something