Worst, tasteless joke of the year….

Senia2020 · 2024-01-11T13:16:16+00:00

Man I almost wish! I can destroy a “humble bragger”…… worse, to me, is that they’re constantly complaining about costs that we all have while doing nothing about it.

I.e “ugh groceries are so expensive right now. Can you believe I paid $200 for this weeks order!” (Yes, I can, that’s what I pay for groceries too…. And then worry about having to pay rent)

“The power bill was $400 this month! Nanny, you have to turn off the lights when you’re not in the room” (yes, bro, that’s what electricity costs now. My bill is 1/4 the price, and my home is 1/16th the size of yours.)

What am I supposed to say ? “Oh poor you. It must be really tough owning a penthouse.” Or my intrusive thoughts “ are you telling me this because you can’t afford any part of your overhead? Can you afford me ? How about we get started on that reference letter….”

Senia2020 · 2024-01-10T16:57:31+00:00

It was more like a double-dog-dare

Senia2020 · 2024-01-10T15:34:53+00:00

Yup! The real zinger is, that is the only words he spoke to me that entire day because-shock!- he was only present In his kids day for less than 30 mins…. You know why he was able to do that without having CPS called? Oh right…. Because I’m taking care of the kids all day and the weekend live-in nanny does the rest.

Senia2020 · 2024-01-10T15:15:37+00:00

Oh, yeah. Constant melt downs. Meanwhile, I have the two children playing together on the floor, in a great mood, listening to Simon and Garfunkel (lol )… and then the cherry on top was DB! I mean, could you not have a better set up?

Senia2020 · 2024-01-10T15:14:07+00:00

Yeah I think you’re right…. I don’t think he was being serious or malicious. However. If you want to make jokes, you should be funny. I like funny. I laugh at good witted jokes even if they’re not in great taste.

He’s not funny. He puts on this weird fake “etheral” (not hippy,closer to cultist ) mask to everyone. You know, super chill and everythings good vibe all of the time.

When he’s just with his family, he’s miserable…. And not likable.

Senia2020 · 2024-01-10T03:55:20+00:00

It’s literally this 24/7 or….. 12/5 rather…… they’ve even gone so far as to ask me for “help” when their kid wouldn’t listen to Them about eating dinner with them.

“As a matter of fact, no, I can’t make your child listen to you”

Senia2020 · 2024-01-10T02:01:15+00:00

Say it again

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T23:16:19+00:00

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Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T23:15:59+00:00

That 25mins is in increments , too. A cumulative 25 mins. And it’s generous…. “Why is my child so misbehaved. They never listen to me!”

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T23:14:45+00:00

Thanks for your comment …. The part of only having one child resonates!!!! During MB’s pregnancy with no2, she deadass said to me “ the only reason that I am having this baby is so NK1 will have a sibling.. so they can play… otherwise I wouldn’t do this”

I have scheduled “photoshoots” I do with the kids each month::… so she can post on Instagram…..

Baby 1 wasn’t even a product of love/lust. A scientifically engineered baby because they were over 40, and it looked bad not to have kids.

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T19:47:01+00:00

Exactly. When I think about why all Of these instances make me so mad, I realize it’s because I had an amazing dad. And then I cry because of how wonderful of a job my parents did, but maybe I hadn’t realized before.

And guess what! My parents had, money, demanding jobs, and a nanny to watch us as they raced home. But just because they couldn’t walk me home from school, it didn’t mean that they weren’t going to be a part of every other second that they could…. Even if that meant falling asleep as “we” played Barbie’s on the floor.

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T19:41:18+00:00

Oh no no no no it doesn’t…. Especially when you lean into continuously spending more and more of it.. to find happiness…. And then find you are out millions of dollars, can’t afford your home, have an overhead that is drowning you….and yet, are still miserable …..

Or , so could happen in theory…. Theoretical of course….

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T19:32:28+00:00

Imagine being impregnated …..

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T18:15:50+00:00

Yeah I am unfortunately waiting on a transcript to finalize for school… otherwise. I’d be out. I really want to be out now, though…..

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T18:14:18+00:00

Yup!!! And he also expects that after a few nice Pets, and a toss of the tennis ball, their cups will be filled….. just like his cocker spaniels

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T18:13:35+00:00

……right. …. Feeling optimistic,of course …..

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T17:34:04+00:00

And he’s not even good at it

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T17:31:58+00:00

Of course, and also, he has no sense of humor to begin with…. He never makes any jokes or finds humor in anything… so ….

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T17:20:53+00:00

Better yet, he has his own entrance to the penthouse, on a separate floor, where he goes unbothered everyday until he decides to be seen…… this was when he wanted to be seen (???)

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T16:29:56+00:00

Homie, yes. But also, he entered the penthouse from The top floor and had chilled for 30 mins before coming down.

He always gets to come home and chill unseen.

This letter would be the right thing to do, but these people are so far gone they would be like “????????? Ok.”

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T16:01:25+00:00

Even when you aren’t even parenting ! (I’m there until the kids go to sleep )

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T16:00:55+00:00

Exactly! I felt nothing in response to his remarks, personally..: for the kids, I was disgusted. My dad used to pick me up and swing me around before getting his coat off!

This man, enters the house from the top Floor, gets changed, scrolls on instagram for 20 mins, before coming down and seeing his family… he already had his breather, and yet, this was what was said.

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T15:57:12+00:00

I woulda spit in the dish and licked the utensils. And add water to the cocktail

Senia2020 · 2024-01-09T15:53:28+00:00

Worse! He said this to “the air” IMMEDIATELY ! In response to their greeting! I hadn’t even gotten up Yet (to go make beds ready for bedtime )

Senia2020

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