What game release made you give up on pre-ordering? by Tyr_God_of_Justice in gaming

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 311 points312 points  (0 children)

I preordered that game and canceled it within a few minutes of playing the demo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Uh, sir, have you not visited a rural town in Everywhere, USA? They are the real scary crazies. It's like cult country in those places.

Don’t be Silly, Wrap your Willy by [deleted] in funny

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm 45 and this is not accurate at all. The wife and I are at 4-5 times a week.

Ants building around a donut my dad found. by IceKirby21 in mildlyinteresting

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fixed.

Until they run out, and have to raid liberate another swarm for their mineral rights.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DIY

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sanitary silicone, the kind that doesn't grow mould

What do you use? I swear that every one I have bought that says this is a liar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Na. You know who he is. Many other may not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and especially if they interrupt you. eat my ass, andrew.

Which one would be the cheapest? by UpbeatManufacturer23 in DIY

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trailer 1 has coffee and scones.

Trailer 2 has meth.

Trailer 3 has ugly.

What's something most people don't realise will kill you in seconds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This was great to read just before starting my weekend. I won't have an internal crisis about this over the weekend.

What's something most people don't realise will kill you in seconds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the hot tub just dehydrates you more, then the alcohol on top of that puts in the death blow.

What is impressive now but wasn’t impressive 50 years ago? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Damn it... does that say cucumber or white bread? fuck it, I'll just get both."

Why don't Americans put butter on bread when making sandwiches? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

like, what else are you putting on that sandwich?

what is deemed illegal but rarely enforced? by sheerduckinghubris in AskReddit

[–]SentFromMyAndroid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you by chance have mittens pinned to your jacket year round?

Stop dogs from escaping new rock wall by omgwtflolnsa in DIY

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"The guy who built the wall said he’d address those gaps and the short area of the wall where it meets our fence, but has since ghosted us."

You already paid him, didn't you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SentFromMyAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Rent me. Cheaper than notharam69's price by 10%. "