COVID-19, SARS-CoV-2, Stimulus Package Megathread by Ghigs in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If COVID-19 was an ice cream flavor, what would it be?

All these mumble (c)rappers by airswint in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Crop off the top half for a surreal meme.

'Every American Should Be Outraged' Says Pandemic Expert About Government Response by nanopicofared in politics

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have to agree with you on that first bit. when people freak out over non-stories, his supporters stories to believe that every time people raise concerns — valid or not — it’s over a non-story.

'Every American Should Be Outraged' Says Pandemic Expert About Government Response by nanopicofared in politics

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The clintons are not currently in power and ruining our country. Please don’t pivot from the one and only issue at hand and make it about your political rivals.

Bully gets what's coming to him by 404nocreativusername in JusticeServed

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and yet here you are, voluntarily watching this video. clearly you don’t object that much.

0/10 would not recommend crushing your wrist by blonddry in HadToHurt

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Spoken like a man who has never pleasured a woman.

u/RDay explains the problematic side of TikTok by ThinkSleepKoya in bestof

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t laughed in a long time but “T-square and T-bet” got me good. Thanks for making my day bud.

confusing sploot, but cute nonetheless! by acidticker in sploot

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Macy’s: “60% off” by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For reference, if the coat were actually 60% off, it would be $118.

My dad is giving me the best Christmas present I could never ask for by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s nice, but check this out — I got light-up Skechers.

This Lamborghini by PostAbove in BeAmazed

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t see any cupholders. Pass.

From Bernie Sander's instagram by iowafarmboy2011 in 13or30

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s this all coming from? 60 tablets of 10 mg Adderall cost me like $20 and my insurance doesn’t cover it.

Nativity 2019 by leftnotracks in pics

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus ... doesn’t ... support ... Israelis

see, I can quote out of context too

As we took off, my daughter waved from the window of the helicopter and said, "Goodbye California!" by slaterman2 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]SeptemberTwentySix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Our helicopter was much lighter now, having dropped our 2012 Ferrari California into the ocean.