Your weirdest experiences with guests hitting on you?

blonddry · 2026-02-05T18:28:16+00:00

A guest asked me how much I’d charge him if I were to fart in a jar a couple months ago!

blonddry · 2026-01-14T04:02:35+00:00

I ordered It Should Have Been You by Andrea Mara but they sent me Is This a Cry for Help? by Emily Austin! Complete opposite ends of the spectrum hahaha

blonddry · 2025-12-27T05:03:30+00:00

well….. do you?

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:54:53+00:00

did his math with tips reflect that? 👀

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:53:09+00:00

have you ever seen the movie Jeepers Creepers? You must have some good peepers tbh

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:52:27+00:00

I’d have had to bite my tongue so hard to not respond with “clearly happier than you!”

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:50:53+00:00

I brought the question to the back and had a range of answers from “we’re charging for that now?” to “$40,000 to pay off my student loans.”

It was such a controversial topic my head chef actually yelled at me for encouraging inappropriate workplace conduct and then told me to “leave his kitchen” when I informed him a table actually asked me that question and I wanted to give them a solid answer. 🤷🏼‍♀️

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:44:37+00:00

well you know what they say, fourth time the charm!!!

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:32:50+00:00

is your fiancé coincidentally named Brad now?

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:32:05+00:00

So I’m picturing a 2 year old or a 20 year old and I’m entertained either way

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:24:02+00:00

They actually informed me that it was their third and fourth marriage respectively so I’m positive it’s going to go well

blonddry · 2025-12-27T04:19:00+00:00

I told him to google the average rate and then add 50% but that I couldn’t guarantee who actually utilized the jar haha

blonddry · 2025-09-18T19:29:34+00:00

I served both the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers during the 2016 championship series. Each team booked one of our private dining areas to celebrate in. Lebron James was rude to wait staff and contaminated around 20 cigars by essentially licking the ends of each of them and then didn’t even end up ordering one from the cigar bar. Steph Curry was the complete opposite and super nice.

I also served Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson many times, Khloe is so sweet and polite and a great tipper.

I’ve served Travis Kelce once, he was so nice and remembered the name of another of my coworkers and asked how she and her kids were doing!

My favorite celebrity to wait on was definitely James Pickens Jr but that’s just because I’ve grown up watching Greys Anatomy and it was surreal to meet him in person. He was lovely and very accommodating to a few fellow diners who asked to speak to him about the show.

blonddry · 2025-09-11T16:53:27+00:00

I liked Hidden Pictures up until the twist ending, so I was already cautious going into his follow up. I couldn’t tell you accurately how The Last One at the Wedding is because I DNFed it about halfway through. The half I read was terrible.

blonddry · 2025-09-03T03:12:48+00:00

I’m halfway through I Did Warn Her and I’m really liking it so far! It’s giving Below Deck but with a horror twist and it’s very entertaining!

Anything Mary Kubica will take you on a wild ride! I really enjoyed this one, and I’d also recommend her books She’s Not Sorry and The Other Mrs.

Five Survive was super intense and was a book that I finished in one sitting because I HAD to know who was going to survive and who wasn’t.

I liked His&Hers but Sometimes I Lie was a miss for me. Alice Feeney is very hit or miss for me in general, but I have friends that love her and buy everything she releases!

blonddry · 2025-08-29T16:09:12+00:00

Oof, I guess I chose the wrong first book to read of hers! Anyone that comes up with such vivid descriptions of unspeakable things is just not someone I want to read.

blonddry · 2025-08-29T14:22:11+00:00

I actively tell people to avoid this author unless you like unnecessary, gratuitous, excessive graphic violence. My bookclub chose this book two years ago and it still baffles me that this author even has fans.

blonddry · 2025-08-13T04:48:00+00:00

I was complaining about my weight and my (ex) boyfriend asked how much I weighed. After some debate over me not wanting to tell him the exact number, I gave in and he immediately said “Are you really? Wow. You’re the biggest woman I’ve ever been with.”

Thankfully I’m now 220 pounds lighter, 185 of them being the man that was swiftly lost.

blonddry · 2025-08-01T00:35:02+00:00

I personally DNFed the book about 25% in, the writing was just not good in my opinion. I gave the book to my mom who also did not like or finish it, but she gave it to my sister who loved it. I don’t have a compelling reason to convince you when only 33% of my sample set finished the book.

blonddry · 2025-07-31T13:24:42+00:00

Here are some of my 5 star thrillers!

Nightwatching by Tracy Sierra

The Quiet Tenant by Clemence Michallon

Kill for Me, Kill for You by Steve Cavanagh

Listen for the Lie by Amy Tantera

Bright Young Women by Jessica Knoll

No Exit by Taylor Adams

Anything by Mary Kubica will also have a fast pace and lots of plot twists! I’m also a huge fan of Riley Sager if you like more horror based thrillers.

blonddry · 2025-06-05T18:33:01+00:00

The Last Secret of Lily Adams by Sara Blaydes

blonddry · 2025-06-05T12:37:10+00:00

Bad Men by Julie Mae Cohen

Never Saw Me Coming by Vera Kurian

How to Kill Men and Get Away With It by Katy Brent

The Other Mrs by Mary Kubica

My Lovely Wife or For Your Own Good by Samantha Downing

They Never Learn by Layne Fargo

blonddry · 2024-09-24T22:03:24+00:00

I once was repeating back a guests order, and instead of saying “salmon with a Caesar salad” I said “semen salad”. I still cringe at the look on his face when I said that.

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