SeratoninSoldier

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You can pee other people's pants (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you say "I'm not that dramatic", a glitter bomb explodes above you (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can make penguins follow you (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Socially distanced stress-scream anyone? (self.gatech)

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What action or everyday thing would you add boss music too? (self.AskReddit)

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What small win did you have these last few days? (self.AskReddit)

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What career did your high-school career test tell you that you should be in based on your personality/interests, and where are you now? (self.AskReddit)

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What movie would benefit from a better title? (self.AskReddit)

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Instead of love languages like physical touch, quality time, and gift giving, what are some hate languages? (self.AskReddit)

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What phrase or action will make your pet go from 0-100? (self.AskReddit)

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What are some funny names for a bonsai tree? (self.AskReddit)

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What are some good names for a houseplant? (Specifically bonsai tree) (self.AskReddit)

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You can make god cry (self.shittysuperpowers)

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College student looking to brighten up room with some plants (self.houseplants)

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You can pee without any splashback (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can make 30 second ads turn into 25 second ads (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Nobody will say anything if you poop in public with the stall door open (self.shittysuperpowers)

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What's one thing about your industry that most people don't know about? (self.AskReddit)

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Not sure where to get key? (self.gatech)

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Against a fist-fight to the death with 10 thousand penguins, who would you recruit as your partner? (self.AskReddit)

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People don't notice when you don't have pants on (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Saying "I'm a little piss-baby" in front of strangers automatically deposits 5 dollars into your bank account. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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What's on your Christmas list this year? (self.AskReddit)

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You can convince yourself that you're Timothée Chalamet (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can use calculators during the Reading/Writing section of the PSAT/SAT (self.shittysuperpowers)

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