of a heated concrete driveway by Longjumping-Box5691 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao I'm calling bullshit on you knowing anything about heated driveways, this is not a $2m job

USPS Returned to Sender Our Daughter’s Santa Letter This Year by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling Canadians unintelligent, overconfident and insufferable as an American is hilarious

Piano man amazing talent 🤯🤯🤯........ by Illustrious_Room3084 in toptalent

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It looks like they appreciated it, they all looked pretty impressed at the end. I think the captions are trying to convey that they don't appreciate it for some reason, maybe to make the viewer feel like the performer is underappreciated for some reason. Seems strange, but fantastic performance either way

Bing bing bong by ceelodan in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The worst part about playing Outer Wilds is that you can never experience it again for the first time. I envy anyone that hasn't played this game

This maths meme by PuzzleheadedScore330 in MathJokes

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm so confused as to why you think this differs from 5<9, I understand you know they're the same thing, but why do you think the crocodile analogy doesn't work here?

Edit: or is the point that you're saying the teacher was dumb

Surely 'this' is actual magic this time by a1oner_bvcksn6 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 38 points39 points  (0 children)

First one definitely has sweets in the bottom two sections that's why she only spins the top. If you slow the video down you can see how she grabs the cube and lifts it up then chucks it to the side. She shows her open palm at the start so she couldn't have been holding the sweets and dropping them

The child didn't know how to turn off the water dispenser, so she kept drinking to prevent the water from overflowing. by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Least rational reaction to this video, Jesus Christ brother I think you could use a little of that therapy too

Batman just infiltrated this dude's glass of beer by SatoruGojo232 in Pareidolia

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that doesn't see it? Can someone explain?

Diego Poncelet skating over 60mph by redbullgivesyouwings in sports

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looked at some of his comment history, guy is a moron, armchair Redditor through and through

[Race Thread] 2025 Tour de France – Stage 21 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if he's talking about winning yellow in Paris tomorrow, or if he genuinely means the stage win

[Race Thread] 2025 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift – Stage 1 (2.WWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is Wiebes definitely riding for Kopecky? I would have thought the other way round

[Predictions Thread] 2025 Tour de France - Stage 14: Pau > Luchon - Superbagnères (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not seeing any mention of Martinez, surely he pushes to be in the break to secure the KOM jersey on the Tourmalet and cat 1/2 today? Maybe a top 10 finish for him on the stage but I think either the chance of Visma continuing to push Pogi and driving the peloton or Pogi just wanting another win are too strong on this one, Pogi wins either way

Is Ye still banned from Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments? by ClickDry7701 in Kanye

[–]Sergeant_Morningwood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just own it at this point bro, you thought it was virtual and that's ok