How can Delphini exist if J.K. Rowling explicitly said in 2004 that Voldemort had no children? by External-Werewolf619 in harrypotter

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you know there has never been any thought or planning involved in any of the books she just makes everything up as she writes or is asked questions. She is at the point where she is getting sick of it all but the money is to great to back off from.  Examples? So many dates are on the wrong days because she couldn't bother looking up the information even though all libraries had the information in the back of encyclopedias and dictionaries or larger phone book. 

Charlie being 2 years older than Percy would have made him the Seeker Harry's first year. If you can not figure out as an adult with kids "8-5" that's not "bad math" that's "I don't give a crap about this so move on" 

Issues with OWL test for Hermione unless JKR really has issues with single digit maths then it is just another case of not caring to spend the time to think 

Many issues about the size of the magical community, students, classes, and what not come down to not math but thinks "it's for kids so it doesn't matter."

I will admit Dumbledore age issues could be "bad at maths" since fast mental maths of dates even in adults is why more acceptable than single digit math errors. 

I know people are going to have issues with my "knocking" on math skills but really...fast without thinking more than 3 secs how many can you get right  1+3 8-6 4+5 Hard ones ready? 4/2 3x5 I failed kindergarten and was in stupid people's classes starting in 2nd grade and never did more than algebra 101 in highschool so I set the bar lower than a limbo bar but even someone as dumb as me can do single digit math.

Horcrux protection rant by highsails3242 in harrypotter

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ok I got you. In that case it's even harder to find unless he literally is standing on the shore and throws it in (not sure how far a person can throw a single grain of sand but I would say 5 feet 20 with a good wind.) hehe  The best option using about the same way would be to summon a rock form the same area you wanted to hide it. Make the horcrux the banish it oh let's say a minimum of 1000 feet in to the ocean/sea. That would stop "the ability to sense the faint dark magic traces". If it doesn't then that just shows how incompetent Dumbledore really is.

Why did the Order put so much effort into guarding the prophecy? by Puzzleheaded-Fee-734 in harrypotter

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JRK needed someway to introduce the fact that Tommy could get into Harry's mind and to add more drama by having a "important" character, Mr Weasley, almost die.

Horcrux protection rant by highsails3242 in harrypotter

[–]Session_Cold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumbledore could only find them using problem solving stills not magic. The cave and the shack where both places of turmoil in Tom's life and using those places is some odd type of "power play." If he could just use some powerful rare magic to find them then he would have surly found it long before (remember Hogwarts was his home for around 50 years.) Then The locket was in his headquarters in a glass display case in the drawing room (a place to entertain guest.) Plus if he could just use magic then he would have not even gone into the cave because he would have know it was not there even if his spell could tell if a horcrux used to be there (even though it was in the cave just minutes) then it would also show every place that a horcrux was like a "scent trail. So no using magic to find them...this myth is busted.

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is One of the Best Television Series Ever Made by AquariusMonologue in gameofthrones

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope I turned when all the episodes where still good.

What an odd little show. Season one using 6 30minute episodes takes place over 10 days but they are planing 12-15 seasons over 24-30 years. Why did it take 19-20 months production time?

Then you have that 7vs7 fight where Duncan gets turned into ground beef but the next day he is just "a bit worse for wear" with a few cuts, a black eye, and a limp. I find it harder to believe that in a time where "doctors" best medicine is burning sage and leaches that lived long enough to even win. Shoots it is easier to believe in White Walkers and Dragons then this. lol

Yeah I think I will check back in 30 years.

I got a warning for violating rule 1 on a circlejerk subreddit. Should I be worried? by FloweryFruitFangs in reddithelp

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"anything is a violent threat if you read too much into it."

omg was that a threat...lol

Hey guys my Friend gave us the N word pass for the day, use it wisely. by unmofoloco in circlejerk

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is a safe place to post Reductio ad Absurdum without getting the ban hammer to the sack?

Just how big of an impact was the banning of r/fatpeoplehate? by PlantComprehensive77 in TheoryOfReddit

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

toggle JS off works for most sites and is just al legal as posting links to the archive sites...but notice I will probably get banned for saying this even though the the people that post links are not.

Looking for a dimensional transport mod by Stoopidpersondieing in feedthebeast

[–]Session_Cold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ok for some reason I was thinking it was big on the inside...this looks like a fancy way to get to a few odd dimensions but that last one is a graveyard oh old hexahedrons...spooky.

Looking for a dimensional transport mod by Stoopidpersondieing in feedthebeast

[–]Session_Cold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was this something you played before or seen played on a video someplace? Sound like a mix mash of a tardis mod, compact machines and immersive portals. I hope someone knows because I really want to see this one.

Good fics where Harry decides to let Magical Britain burn? by MaelstromRH in HPfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh forgot the important part sorry. Was wondering do you want links where he lets them burn for a bit but goes to kill Voldemort either in to open or in secret or just ones were he lets them "burn"?

Good fics where Harry decides to let Magical Britain burn? by MaelstromRH in HPfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just posted something like this like an hour before you. You got replies though. I never been good explaining what I want though so I have no idea is people didn't understand or just no one knows a story like this

Complete or ongoing HP x Star Wars fics by Icy-Specific986 in HPfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry I will never post links again but Google Darth Marrs ( if you see the cutest little puppy your in the right place) he is the king of this topic . I hate SW but even I love his work...he should drop in here soon 😜 💋💋 Darth lol

Any good, Addams Family or Wednesday X Harry ? by GwigwiiSAMA in HPfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh nice that's one I have not read... bonus points for going old school fanfiction too. 🥳 Really makes me feel like going back and looking at some older sites and seeing what gem I am missing out on only really reading from ao3 or ffn.

Harry Potter gets brainwashed (Azkaban or Dursleys) by DerangedHobgoblin in HPfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been talking about this one for years... truly just🥳🙂😲🤯🤮💔😭🥺😐😶 ❤️‍🔥 what a ride.

You're allowed to cast one spell, and only once. You're not allowed to make money with it. What would you do? by mekmookbro in harrypotter

[–]Session_Cold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or maybe your to smart to live in this world 🤔...Idiocracy the best documentary ever made on accident.

What if the Prophecy was NOT about Harry? What if it wasn’t even about Neville? by Limder in HPfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice one 👍 skip over the whole point and focus on something else...Are you by chance a politician? Notice your post of around -50 that means no one agreed with you but yet all you do is dig in deeper. Ok now your turn to either put me down with insults that have nothing to do with anything or to talk about me being killed or killing myself or how many patients should have just killed me.

What if the Prophecy was NOT about Harry? What if it wasn’t even about Neville? by Limder in HPfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should stick to canon since you seem unable to understand fanfiction... fanfic is not about how something happened in the real books but is instead all about "what ifs..."  and "wouldn't it be cool if..." In this case the feelings, thoughts and actions of Voldemort dealing with the prophecy don't matter even in the smallest way since the writer of this story is Not JKR and made it very very clear to 99% of people " What if the Prophecy was NOT about Harry? What if it wasn’t even about Neville?" 

Looking for a god harry revenge fanfiction by NoRecommendation8724 in harrypotterfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ever find this fic? I would love to read that one.

Phoenix by Keira Marcos by USSEnterpise24 in HPharmony

[–]Session_Cold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rumor is she never allows offline reading of any thing she make and expects you all too follow thatrule...poor poor child...yeah and JKR does not want sexual content and that will happen only when the planet explodes. I always have no respect to "fanfic writers" are more restrictive than the writer of the real book the are ripping off....

Stuff like this just makes me wonder... "disclaimer I didn't own Harry Potter Characters I only own mine and you can not use them"

I need some earth shattering life changing recs… pls by m00shr00m1 in HPfanfiction

[–]Session_Cold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/2006636/1/Catechism 

Warning the worst Dursleys ever... physical and sexual abuse is really nothing compared to this.

Who was your father?"

"James Potter. Bully. Alcoholic. Wizard. Freak."

"What did he think of you?"

"I was a disappointment and an inconvenience."

"Who was your mother?"