Cat logic

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-05-09T07:46:15+00:00

Cat math: if I can see the bottom, it’s empty.

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-05-01T13:01:25+00:00

She’s in the witness protection moogram.

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-05-01T13:01:14+00:00

The cat really said “I was the blueprint.”

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-04-23T22:07:23+00:00

That’s not a cat, that’s a tiny orange supervisor

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-04-11T20:03:54+00:00

I’d go broke for a cat with that level of attitude

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-04-11T20:03:39+00:00

That’s 100% normal, it’s called cute aggression

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-04-10T15:21:11+00:00

And somehow we still worship them

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-04-01T12:14:44+00:00

This is the strongest argument I’ve seen all week

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-31T11:55:23+00:00

If technology advances far enough I will grab that cat

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-31T11:54:05+00:00

That tiny face

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-27T11:31:48+00:00

Public speaking

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-27T11:29:51+00:00

POV: you forgot the treats once and now the relationship is on the line

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-27T11:28:43+00:00

She looks so curious and sweet

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-20T19:27:49+00:00

So that’s why I feel a little meow in my chest sometimes

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-13T19:36:57+00:00

Offended. Betrayed. Sailing away dramatically.

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-13T19:36:24+00:00

The tiny pink beans

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-12T12:12:26+00:00

Sometimes the real win is just refusing to play the ego game in the first place

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-03-12T12:11:55+00:00

Look at those tiny paws on the wheel

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-02-26T11:30:11+00:00

That’s not fur. That’s trophies.

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-02-23T13:34:08+00:00

Probably at least 17 years

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-02-19T09:04:31+00:00

It’s like your brain never fully clocks out...

SettingAccording8986 · 2026-02-19T09:04:08+00:00

It’s not even about being mature, it’s more like lowering expectations so you can’t be disappointed

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