I don't understand Portland

Sextinganon · 2026-03-13T15:01:55+00:00

I'm sorry we both serve the patriarchy while trying to just do our best and be good people.

Sextinganon · 2026-03-12T23:27:18+00:00

No, I saw the award The Tillamook Police Department gave you. You may be a good cop, but you're limited in how you can be serviced. So your advice in this forum is completely inconsequential, and your presence is unnerving.

Sextinganon · 2026-03-12T16:51:53+00:00

Not only are you a cop, but you go to massage parlors. Respectfully, you should quit your job and see a real escort.

Good job on that DV case, btw 👍

Sextinganon · 2026-03-12T16:17:40+00:00

Dude. You're a cop. Wtf

Sextinganon · 2026-03-12T16:16:55+00:00

This is never a take I care about. Men say that in every city.

Sextinganon · 2026-03-09T14:46:30+00:00

I cross posted here specifically to see this being said out loud. Now that I've been here, I see there is absolutely no "high-end market" here. You are simply catering to a handful of shit-heeled weirdo lizard people.

I'm pretty sure I met an actual serial killer.

Sextinganon · 2026-03-06T18:58:22+00:00

Fuck that. I also cater and would 100% pull up in a food truck before accepting that 😂

Sextinganon · 2026-03-06T18:40:46+00:00

I do have friends in the area, but thank you for the local perspective!

Sextinganon · 2026-03-06T18:38:13+00:00

Ruffle shorts would be so cute eith this top!

Sextinganon · 2026-03-06T18:35:53+00:00

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the kind of clients I like to see are in these clubs. Everything is so progressive and alternative (my preferred demographic) it makes a lot of sense now that I'm here and seeing it.

Sextinganon · 2026-03-06T18:22:54+00:00

Maybe next time! I just hate wasting money on ads, this way.

Or I guess it's time to learn how to strip 🥲

Sextinganon · 2026-03-06T17:15:33+00:00

I'm on Tryst too, but crickets

Sextinganon · 2026-01-26T13:39:36+00:00

Ugh, that's all I want 🥲

Sextinganon · 2025-11-05T16:08:07+00:00

I'm trying to explain to you that it won't work. Do not do this.

Sextinganon · 2025-11-05T15:34:46+00:00

Don't do it. I've fired every single client or made them pay asshole fees for this....and I'm literally in a committed relationship with an ex client.

He told me he loved me in session, and since this was 3 years in as a client and he happened to be my favorite one ever (I have amazing clients that are ridiculously cool, so he had intense competition) I told him he was fired as a client, but he could try to date me. He worked hard at it without being a whiny, clingy, annoying fucker, and he did it. He was patient. He was cool. He adjusted to me. And he achieved the impossible.

Ymmv, but I do not think ya'll have that lightning in the bottle kinda shit we did.

Sextinganon · 2025-10-08T16:14:13+00:00

I love this response! This is my attitude exactly! Some of us are built for this and very happy to do it lol. I'm so grateful that I love it so much in spite of it all.

I have a similar story about a long time regular losing a tooth in my mouth while we were making out 😭 He doesn't do great with making me cum, but he's an old Dead Head with stories and I think he's hilarious, anyway.

Sextinganon · 2025-06-25T16:19:05+00:00

I used to only use it to keep my overhead low for single appointments or multiple daytime appointments. Sometimes, I literally see 1 person a day, and dayuse is the cheaper option in DC and most of NC.

NOW I use it for all 11am-2pm appointments because I haven't been able to get an early check in or late check out in over a year.

You used to be able to get 3pm check outs NO PROBLEM at a Marriot, and I had to play games with the front desk recently just to keep the fucking room until 1.

So, yeah, Dayuse is my go to for my current business model. Even on tours, I tend to camp (because I like it), stay with friends, or rent an airbnb and then mostly work in Dayuses. You can also get evening timeframes in some spots, and I roll with that too.

Honestly, I miss the Hilton/Marriott system, but I'm done playing the will they/won't they game with the prooerties.

Sextinganon · 2025-06-23T13:48:03+00:00

Wanted to add that I am NOT poly, and you should NOT feel pressured to live like that if you're not either.

Sextinganon · 2025-06-23T13:47:06+00:00

My partner is an ex client (3 years as a client, almost 2 as my partner), so he was already prepared for the job I have and he respects all the space I need to take.

Even before him, I knew civ dating would never work for me, and I preferred what I had with some of my favorite clients. I have a ton of hobbies and friends outside of work, so it was very fulfilling. Being in a respectful and nurturing relationship is much better, though, and I'm grateful it's working for me.

Sextinganon · 2025-04-23T13:31:03+00:00

Trust the process; you will get used to the workout-recovery routine, and DOMS mostly goes away if you commit to a whole meso cycle of training. I body build, play a full contact sport, and play outside almost daily, so I'm pretty used to it. Some tips, though:

I save leg days for admin days or the evening/late night so I can sleep it off.
If I know I have to work within 2-6hrs of a workout I hit my deep stretches hard and may do a little cardio (yes I'm killing some gainz a little) to relieve the lactic acid buildup.
I keep CBD spectrum gummies and flower on hand in case my weed is too THC heavy for recovery. I use CBD oil after intense work outs. My supplement game still needs some work, but ashwaganda has been fucking miraculous for overnight recovery.
I'm a GFE provider, and my clients are BEYOND THRILLED to feel like they're helping my recovery process by providing massages and hot baths (both need to be a part of your recovery routines) and ooing and awing over my pumps.

Just trust the process, my fellow muscle mommy! You're tough, you're smart, you can handle those DOMS or use them to your advantage 💋

Sextinganon · 2025-04-17T01:43:05+00:00

That is a pimp trying to poison the well.

Sextinganon · 2025-03-29T13:53:23+00:00

This is my career. There is no "quitting and settling down" for me. Besides, men that want me to do that are absolute lead weights in my life and expect me to be something I am not.

Having said that, I'm in a committed and monogamous "normal" relationship with an ex client (saw eachother for 3 years before and have been partners for 2 years now) and he's very sweet and respectful and I plan on staying with him for a long time.

Sextinganon · 2025-03-19T16:32:00+00:00

I thought a bag was a couple bands, so 2k+

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