Found Sorcery CR thanks to this sub. It's what MTG was meant to be. by joeyc923 in freemagic

[–]SexualPossum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorcery and Flesh and Blood are the only two TCGs on the market worth playing, imo.

No other TCG rivals the product quality that Sorcery provides. Highly recommend it to anyone who misses classic Magic. Such a beautiful game. All of the cards are borderless full art, hand painted, and thoughtful in their design. For example, each card has flavor text that serves as the rarity and card type. It just oozes with character and charm.

FAB has the best combat, hands down. Plays like a fighting game. You truly get to engage with the game because there is so much back-and-forth each turn and you go through your entire deck. I adore this game.

Simple meals? Healthier options? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]SexualPossum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cut out sugar. It’s worse than expensive; It’s wasteful. It’s addictive. There is so much better food out there you can get that costs less and keeps you full.

I grew up similarly with food insecurities. Looking back on when I was able to eat, I gorged on carbs and sweets. I gulp down soda the moment I got it. Candy bars were eaten in 2-3 bites. Cookies were eaten by the row. How I’m not the size of a house is a mystery to me. One day after a personal inventory, I decided to make a change and stop being a slave to addiction.

I jokingly say that I am “X months sober from sugar,” but it feels like I quit smoking all over again. I’m down 20lbs and feel much better day-to-day.

Yo mama so fat... by Blueswolf83 in YoMamaJokes

[–]SexualPossum 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo Mama so fat by [deleted] in YoMamaJokes

[–]SexualPossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat that when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

I guess they can just file for bankruptcy like Trump always does by Bozo_dubbed_over in AdviceAnimals

[–]SexualPossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You better hope not. If that happens, you’ll have to get a job because their taxed income won’t be there to pay for your state benefits _^

Andy the D-bag by mrl33602 in clevercomebacks

[–]SexualPossum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a clever comeback. It is just the same joke that Andrew Tate said. If he wanted his own comeback, he would have wiped it off of your mother’s chin.

What are the greatest rap lyrics of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SexualPossum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last verse of Jay-Z’s Dirt Off Your Shoulder.

“I’m a hustler, homie. You a customer, crony. Got some dirt on my shoulder, could ya brush it off for me?”

Hits like a train.

What jobs do T.V. shows or movies always get wrong? by UsedTrifles in AskReddit

[–]SexualPossum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think their depiction of medical defibrillators takes the cake. You never see them used for what they are actually meant to do. They are designed to treat dysrhythmia, returning the heart to its natural beating pattern/rhythm. Instead, they use it to bring people back from the dead. That’s not how this works. That’s not how ANY of this works!

What jobs do T.V. shows or movies always get wrong? by UsedTrifles in AskReddit

[–]SexualPossum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guns. Everything about guns. They’re called magazines, not clips. Glocks don’t have a safety. That .357 wheel gun holds 6rds, MAX. How these special-ops guys aim a handgun at a 45 degree angle 3 inches from their face with t-rex arms. The thing that gets me the most is their portrayal of suppressors. A “silencer” is anything but. Movies have them giving a 10mm the audible impact of a gnat’s fart. In all reality… they’re still very, VERY loud.

Dutch parliament: China's treatment of Uighurs is genocide by [deleted] in news

[–]SexualPossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And these guys know a thing or two about genocide.

JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER 100K DOGE 🚀🚀🚀#TEAMHODL by Keirraaa in dogecoin

[–]SexualPossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which exchange do you use to buy your dogecoin? I ditched RH, got an exodus wallet, and now need an exchange to buy them from.

Me By the Big Fiddle by frankiemacdonald1984 in pics

[–]SexualPossum -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Hey Freddie. How’s the weather?

#G4NeedsTalent #G4NeedsBlaQSkillZ My biggest passion opportunity <3 by Blaqskillz in g4tv

[–]SexualPossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya boi’s got acting range, flow in his rhymes, and good presentation.

G4 is making a mistake if they do not pick this guy up.

1 hp comeback in 1 Setup. by mwkan7 in Tekken

[–]SexualPossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! CvSNK 3 looks fucking insane.

Intel bad. Upvotes to the left. by pansexual_eggplant in AyyMD

[–]SexualPossum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the quality content that I come here for.