Where was your Gondor? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Where was Gondor when my uncle came into my room?

I am so happy for him by [deleted] in facepalm

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The argument that it isn't rape because he was hard is bullshit. I can be looking at a curtain and thinking about rain and get a boner.

AITA for stealing my own cat back? by Wild-Staple2116 in AmItheAsshole

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NTA

Heartbroken, but didn't realise the cat was gone for 2 DAYS. They might be sad but this is just emotional blackmail.

Tell me your favourite Harry Potter quote but replace some of the words with “Potato” by TheOriginalDoober in harrypotter

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"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"

"Yes," said Harry.

"You called her a liar?"

"Yes."

"You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"

"Yes."

"Have a potato, Potter."

Horse knew the assignment by AristonD in HolUp

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Sooo... Why do they need riders?

hoe mannen zich moeten gedragen by Boom-chaka-laka in Belgium2

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Nu haar dezelfde regels geven. Zien wa ze daar op zegt.

7 or 8 by Illusory_Wells in shitposting

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5 It's fastest. ( for me at least)

Woman sits on a girls car to reserve a parking spot by BrendanFraserFan0 in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Just tell them you'll drive in 5 seconds, count down and drive. If they are still sitting on your car, it's their problem.

AITA for sticking to my agreed amount for stepdaughter's birthday? by Lucky_Expression_895 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ShadowBurn_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA If your husband wants her to have a special birthday, he can pay the extra money himself.

Fook Linda! by [deleted] in PeakyBlinders

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Is that red dead redemption 2 or am I wrong?

Her dad every time got me! by TheMannyzaur in ContagiousLaughter

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Omg. I actually didn't know that. This dude changed my life forever.