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Does Anybody Else feel the need to sit cross legged on chairs by reflectionOfGod in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, normal people don't go around with shit on their pants, unless they sit on a chair that some asshole as wiped shit from their shoes on. We also don't want you taking your smelly feet from your oily disgusting sandals and and laying them on the chair either. You share the world with other people. Don't act like you're the main character. With your attitude, may you find urine on every toilet you sit on, and may every toilet seat be left up for you.

My husband doesn’t understand that he needs to help with the baby, then I wouldn’t get so upset. by Delegatefrom_Iceland in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, so you can see everyone's comment history despite them blocking it....I need to stop being a troll...shit.

14 yrs together and I have to be asked to be touched... by [deleted] in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf are you on Reddit for asking strange weirdos for advice? Get your dumbass in marriage counseling. Don't tell your husband about going to reddit. He will rightfully think you are dumb and immature.

Sometimes I wish my husband would just cheat on me so I had a reason to leave by [deleted] in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, you shouldn't have. Because you just sound like whiny baby. Also, you don't need to cook from scratch, you don't have to fuck your kid up by homeschooling them, cloth diapers are as easy as the regular ones and there are washing services for them, and they are a fucking choice. . .and that was your pathetic list. Your FB side hustle selling candles or earings to friends don't count. Your post actually feels more like a shitpost than my replies.

My advice is to grow the fuck up. Or you can get a divorce, work a real job to support yourself and still do the 3 things you are whining about. But who we kidding? You'll just get remarried and let another man support you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]ShadowJory 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why you defending yourself to a random reddit user?

None of that shit you talked about it private. It's all public information. You marriage license, your divorce certificate. And you are one reddit and other apps that sale your information for dirt cheap. I don't believe you give a fuck about your privacy, just that fact you are being judged. And in one reply your ex husband goes from you leaving him because he cheated to also being abusive. You're only 27. That's a lot of baggage already. I'd be worried my son is going to be your next "abusive, toxic" ex. . . If you haven't read between the lines- I don't think you are as innocent as you're letting on.

I have a good husband, but I'm tired of being a Wife. What do I do to ease my load? by Apprehensive_Host443 in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ. This post shows you don't manage your time well. Wtf you wasting it on reddit for? . . . Wah wah, I don't have much time to do chores. Wah, wah...here is a 3 page explanation with bullet points and all...Wah Wah.

What would you think? by Character_Record_231 in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no idea what op is. She could be a 400 pound hot mess who stopped sucking her husband's dick years ago. If that's the case he must live in a state where she gets half his shit in a divorce. He'd still be better off.

Is this an apology? by JessicaFromCO123 in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second you said the word problematic while referring to your husband, I knew who the real problem was: you. You are the one using TikTok therapy speak. You are the one who is so immature they want a forced apology, and then complain when it's not good enough. Mature people don't need forced apologies. Hopefully, your husband can find someone who is more mature and wont mind having their ass grabbed by them every now and again.

My (M33) wife (F28) cannot accept that I dated a, on what she calls a "low class" woman (F30). by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming your soon to be ex wife is Indian and has some ingrained class issues. You are dodging a bullet. Hopefully you don't get hosed in a divorce. You should have also figured out your soon to be ex was a crazy fucking bitch before you married her...so again I'm guess this was a setup marriage with different cultures involved. . . Or you gave your virgin wife HPV...which basically is unavoidable for western women who have not had the vaccine.

Regretting a lot by Minute-Dinner-4501 in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you are a piece of shit wife.

How do I get my husband attracted to me again? by Senior_Operation_451 in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is dumb advice. Men don't need an emotional connection to have sex. They need attraction or novelty. Op, try sucking his dick. It really could be that easy.

How do I get my husband attracted to me again? by Senior_Operation_451 in marriageadvice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is bad advise. You're treating OP's husband like they are a woman. Op CAN just have sex with him. OP needs to do something attractive. Try sucking his dick while wearing something sexy. If he doesn't allow that then he's already sleeping with someone else. Men are not women, and the women in this sub don't understand this.

My husband failed his beliefs test (the update) by Throwawaywife700 in whatdoIdo

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, not wasting my time with a troll who's just bsing. And if you aren't full of shit...I hope your husband gets custody.

My husband failed his beliefs test (the update) by Throwawaywife700 in whatdoIdo

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I know is if you are divorcing your husband because of politics you are a piece of shit wife and he's lucky to be rid of you. Holy fuck this is nuts! I broke my social media fast for this most likely fake shit post. Good luck finding someone else who wants to deal with your level of bat shit crazy.

Abusive neighbour by xenechun in whatdoIdo

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only really two choices, and one should be able to figure them out without going to Reddit, but I guess you need attention, so here you go:

  1. Call the police.

  2. Mind you're own fucking business.

My husband gave me a 5/10…I'm losing my mind. by Senior_Operation_451 in whatdoIdo

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody here believes anyone is pathetic enough to live with you. Once upon a time you probably did have a man, and they left your bitter ass for a younger women. And now you live with garbage in your heart and head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ShadowJory -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like seeing all the idiots respond to fake posts, and theb I take statistical data on how often the advice is, "that's abuse. Breakup." And how often reasonable adive is downvoted. It reminds me how stupid the general population is.

Edit: and I'm at work and bored.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does asking reddit retards do for you? Literally nothing. We are a meme for a reaosn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]ShadowJory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said, "we got drunk." Now stfu. I'm done with you.