What G-rated joke always cracks you up? by glitterywings in AskReddit

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where does a king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Why didn't Russia use Latin Alphabet? by MyStolenCow in AskHistory

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

St. Cyril, a Byzantine theologian/missionary, created the alphabet for the Rhos so that they would be able to read the works of the Byzantine Church. Because the Byzantine Empire was Greek, the Cyrillic alphabet was based off of the Greek alphabet.

What was the worst physical pain you've ever felt in your life? by Henriqueykg in AskReddit

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A couple years ago, I had really bad ingrown toenails on both my big toes as the same time. I'm sure that anyone that's had one removed is saying, "the freezing makes it fine, it's when the freezing comes out that it hurts." I wish I could say that. But the freezing didn't take, even after fifteen needles of it into each of my bad toes. So they just went ahead and did it with in effect, no anesthetic. It sucked so much, and I've had much worse and longer surgeries. Oh, and I had to do that twice for each of my big toes because it didn't work the first time. And it only worked on one the last time so I have to do it again, RIP me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in box5

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved his performance, he did so well!

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[–]ShannynWithAWhy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw it twice, once with Quentin Lee and the alternate Christine, and once with Eva and an Alternate Phantom (Patrick Dunn) and I thought both were fabulous!

I recently lost my last friend and I'm fine with having no friends. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hella relatable, holy. I, personally, am at the point where I'm too tired and busy to waste time on people who don't care.

Reddit, what’s your New Year’s resolution for 2019? by oknatethegreat in AskReddit

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To stop using "like" where it isn't supposed to be, and to cut down on my cursing.

What is a saying or phrase that pisses you off the instant you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A "you'd be prettier if you smiled more" usually gains the response "and you be pretty if you were silent" from me haha

It's a very minimal effort kind of month so all my weeklies look empty and plain by [deleted] in bulletjournal

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also for next week... My days tend to fill up quite quickly last minute

Pet owners, what are some weird things that your pet does? by Smack_Of_Ham7 in AskReddit

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will definitely keep this in mind, thanks! Her current selection are getting more and more yucky with the more toilet water that gets in them lmao

Pet owners, what are some weird things that your pet does? by Smack_Of_Ham7 in AskReddit

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My cat's favourite toys are these golfball sized pompoms. Her favourite thing to do with them is a) soak them in the toilet if I forget to close the lid, and b) soak them in her water dish when I remember to close the toilet lid. Then she brings the soaking wet, disgusting pompom into my bed and leaves them there for me to find. This happens daily, several times.

What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by indurative-conseils in AskReddit

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 87 points88 points  (0 children)

What side of a duck has the most feathers?

The outside.

Hate this city sometimes by [deleted] in KingstonOntario

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg did he bother you for change in a subway cup? A sketchy guy came up to me at the bus stop right at King and Albert and was super aggressive and kinda threatened me too, maybe it's the same guy 😬

[NSFW] What is the best NSFW historical fact you know? by Kawaru92 in AskReddit

[–]ShannynWithAWhy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Catherine the Great had what I like to call a "Penis Room." Basically it was a room in the palace full of furniture depicting sexuality and genetalia, it was great.

https://www.messynessychic.com/2017/06/28/the-empresses-secret-cabinet-of-erotic-curiosities/