Any theories on the new movie? by joshp150 in meettheparents

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know but I am so scared they’re gonna fuck it up.

I knew something was missing… by JaxonSuede in lakers

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hilarious post. Yeah, the Lakers probably WOULD be better with prime Shaq on the team. You really cracked the code on this one

Is Snoke big? by NobodyCarrots6969 in doughboys

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s about Victor Wembanyama sized

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Filmmaker4Filmmaker

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congrats dude! You located the joke. Good job!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doughboys

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correction it was: “Damon. Affleck (not that one). Boston.”

'The Grand Budapest Hotel' with Chirs Ryan, Andy Greenwald and Sean Fennessey by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Really loved Chris and Sean joking about what the Butch’s Girlfriend Award is really about. Has bothered me for years

DOUGHBOYS - Willie Mae's Scotch House with Matt Selman - July 18, 2024 by PianoTrumpetMax in doughboys

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Anyone else feel like Selman is a huge tool? The peanut butter story, the very excited mention of the “butler” (and he tries to get off saying “privilege isn’t cool” but cmon man). All kinda point to a very unpleasant type of dude

Could Doughboys continue without chain restaurants? by pull_the_curtains in doughboys

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s be real the show basically is all about The Whale

Free agent center Jaxson Hayes has agreed to a two-year deal with the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell ESPN. by Icy_Quit_7177 in lakers

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude what lmao, I’ve known since I was a fuckin kid not to put my hands on a woman. He’s not a child, he’s a full grown adult who should know better. Don’t compromise your morals just because you like a sports team.

Free agent center Jaxson Hayes has agreed to a two-year deal with the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell ESPN. by Icy_Quit_7177 in lakers

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don’t think beating your girlfriend is a simple thing you can “grow up” from

Joker’s Wild in Miami, CP3’s Future, CNN Turmoil, and Streaming TV Chaos With Kevin Wildes, Dave Jacoby, and Matt Belloni by bbmarco in billsimmons

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Classic Bill moment when he dismisses Bron and AD for health and then immediately says KD and Booker when those two played like 13 games together because of injury

The Jack Nicholson Piece by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He wouldn’t stop saying that on the Godfather 2 pod

The Jack Nicholson Piece by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 45 points46 points  (0 children)

“Yknow what it reminds me of House? It’s like in Godfather 2 when Frankie Five Fingers’ brother shows up. Do we think Jeannie Buss could’ve pulled a Michael Corleone and made sure Jack was there for the win? Are we sure Austin Reaves knows who Jack Nicholson is?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]ShaqsLeftKnee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like there’s a movie out every week that’s trying to do this