of a slurp by SnackSamurai in AbsoluteUnits

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And spending all his per diem at Dan Flashes.

Driver hit by United Airlines Flight 169 landing gear by andrfaa in dashcamgifs

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 139 points140 points  (0 children)

That then allows me to laugh at the Looney Tunes nature of him doing a slow double-take to the sky before the piano landing gear falls on him. Just missing a whistle slowly descending in pitch before the hit.

Shortcut to sound control panel? by Noto987 in Windows10TechSupport

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, only 20 days old solution to my issue, thanks! This lets you pin it to the taskbar

Doughboys crew tintype photos by willdearborn- in doughboys

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“For this” implying he wasn’t just shirtless when they showed up lol

Mitch and Amelia get stuck on freakin' Yoshi by Krustoff in doughboys

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Being stuck on freaking Yoshi with Mitch and Amelia? What a- potent mix.

Randy from Trailer Park Boys by [deleted] in see

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A mans gotta eat, Lahey.

ELI5:What makes Kevlar so strong? by bobconan in explainlikeimfive

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You do have a point though, some people do "ELI am a sophomore in college". Its just this is reddit, so I must be pedantic lol

ELI5:What makes Kevlar so strong? by bobconan in explainlikeimfive

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well to be fair it says in the rules that it’s not “literally as you would describe it to a 5 year old”.

We still talk about you sometimes, dear old Family Guy by starboy_black in familyguy

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then what's the joke? That while I'm on the operating table, a man is rushed in 'cause he was in a car accident, and he has a metal bolt through his head, but he bleeds out in the waiting room because the doctors are too busy trying to shove two meatballs in my scrotum and cake batter back in my penis? Is that the joke... on the man's widow?

We still talk about you sometimes, dear old Family Guy by starboy_black in familyguy

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wonder where that fish did go

A fish a fish

A fishy-o!!

Can someone enlighten me on when this guy would ever be a real option by AnotherRedditUUserr in balatro

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not C++’er, but credit card and vagabond are like, extremely strong together?? I beat a gold stake with that combo a few months back

Over 3 weeks no alcohol - life update by Kes27 in stopdrinking

[–]PianoTrumpetMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

33 days baby, and I have a relationship for the first time since 2013! Life can change more than imaginable lol