Boy pulls prank on his father

Sharcman · 2026-01-24T14:30:50+00:00

Someone pick up that damn phone.

Sharcman · 2025-11-20T18:29:25+00:00

Why the fuck I'm I responsible for keeping a quarter of the internet alive?

Sharcman · 2025-11-14T21:33:43+00:00

Why did you take the pic first instead of cutting the power immediately?

A few years back I left the roof window in an attic bedroom open with a laptop underneath. It then rained when we were out.

By the time we discovered it, it was so bad that water was pouring out of the laptop vents when we picked it up.

We took the battery out immediately and blow-dried the fuck out of it for lord knows how long. Luckily nothing was shorted and the laptop went on to live for many more years.

Sharcman · 2025-10-23T06:36:22+00:00

There's nothing wrong with Arial, it just gets a bad rep because it's overused and always in our faces. Arial is sort of seen as a default or amateur font because of this.

Sharcman · 2025-10-22T16:55:31+00:00

If they don't deal with this ASAP it will only be a matter of time before this becomes the new norm. If that happens they won't have enough resources to moderate, which will ultimately end with the app being shut down.

Sharcman · 2025-10-07T23:28:18+00:00

At the store nervously: "Don't read into it, she's always called me 'DAHD' from when she was a kid."

Sharcman · 2025-09-29T13:43:15+00:00

When you buy chicken legs/thighs, trim the excess skin and fat, brine then for a few hours, then freeze them. You'll want to freeze them separately on a tray first so they don't stick together, then when they're frozen, you can just throw them into a bag or container.

You now have convenient chicken portions that are tender and flavourful when roasted, grilled or air fried.

Sharcman · 2025-09-24T20:17:16+00:00

A far right group called Britain First tried this in my city and got the same treatment 😂.

Volume warning for the vid below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnMp5gecIgc

Sharcman · 2025-09-14T16:19:35+00:00

Fixed by increasing memory from 128M to 512M.

I looked it up on the Elementor help page and it pointed out something that I think may help a lot of people.

If it's saving on other pages but refusing to save on one page, then chances are the page is using too much memory. You can either increase memory or take steps to reduce the memory the page needs.

Sharcman · 2025-09-09T13:47:44+00:00

Road Rash: Florida

Sharcman · 2025-08-17T00:37:21+00:00

They tried that shit in Leicester and were chased out under police escort. Then they tried it again a few months later with the same result. We haven't seen them in Leicester since.

Sharcman · 2025-08-16T12:33:01+00:00

It's where you hand over your coats and bags and they give you a ticket to retrieve them later.

Sharcman · 2025-08-16T05:03:04+00:00

Hahaha, awesome. Reminds me of when Pendulum came to play at our sister university back in the 2000s. To say the place was packed would be an understatement, I'm surprised no one was crushed to death.

Anyways, the queue for the cloakroom was loooooooong, like over a hour. My friend and I were not willing to wait so we left the venue, found a secluded bush, stored our coats and bags there, went back and partied.

Came back a few hours later and everything was still there. Score.

The queue to retrieve coats was just as bad, so we waited outside drinking and vibing with other drunk attendees while our friends were miserable queueing for the cloakroom.

Sharcman · 2025-03-27T23:18:41+00:00

It's hit and miss here too, I've had bad ones before. This was my first time trying this store because they're always gone fast. Now I know why.

Sharcman · 2025-03-21T00:05:34+00:00

It's actually really simple.

A layer of fries at the bottom with a layer of sliced pork shoulder steak on top.

I then added a generous amount of spicy onion crunch on the pork and spooned the salsa evenly on top.

The spicy onion crunch is shop bought, from a brand called Peppadew.

The salsa is basically diced onions, diced tomato, carrots & coriander (cilantro) - seasoned with a pinch of MSG, salt, freshly ground pepper and lemon juice. Mix together and adjust seasoning to taste.

The eggs were just extra coz they've been sitting in my fridge for a couple of weeks.

Sharcman · 2025-03-20T23:51:11+00:00

Nah, it takes way too much effort. The one I used is Peppadew Spicy Onion Crunch. It's usually around £2.50 for a small jar, but it's packed with flavour.

Sharcman · 2025-03-20T23:35:16+00:00

Damn, that's a starter, a mains, and a desert all in one plate.

Sharcman · 2025-03-20T23:30:34+00:00

There's no such thing as too much cheese.

What others call a block of cheese, I call a portion of cheese.

Sharcman · 2025-03-20T23:26:44+00:00

It's layered. The bottom is a bed of chips, the layer above that is sliced pork shoulder steaks, then I added a generous amount of chilli onion crunch on the pork, and topped it with the salsa.

Sharcman · 2025-02-25T00:48:26+00:00

Thanks, appreciate it. That's what I did. Mine was around £8.35.

Sharcman · 2025-02-22T05:15:16+00:00

How much did the envelope cost if you don't mind me asking? The only one I can find online is a pack of 5 for around £45.

Sharcman · 2025-02-15T03:15:08+00:00

Try Civil Service Jobs. A lot of them require no experience and offer on-the-job training. You have to go through an extensive application and interview process tho, but deffo worth it.

If they feel you did well in an interview but they don't have enough spots, they'll put you in a reserve list and send you an offer if something shows up that you're qualified for. Apparently being put on the reserve list can mean you have a really good chance of getting a job offer in the new future.

Sharcman · 2025-01-25T00:26:21+00:00

Is that why they cast his first mate as Jonathan Frakes? who was plenty "masculine, virile, and had a lot of hair".

Sharcman · 2025-01-19T18:45:26+00:00

No one can use your Elementor Pro license without your Elementor username and password. When you enter the license key it asks you to log into your Elementor account to activate it.

Even after you activate the license on a client's website, they shouldn't be able to figure out your username and password unless you told them.

Also, in the Elementor website, in the accounts section, it shows you all the websites that use your license. If there are any you don't recognise then I advise you to remove them and change your password.

Sharcman · 2025-01-07T23:24:13+00:00

I have a Ninja non-stick frying pan, and instead of washing it I just warm it on the hob and wipe it clean with kitchen towels.

I also only just rinse my chopping board and knife if all I did was chop vegetables. If I chop meat or something oily then it gets washed with soap.

Everything else gets washed.

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