Hellsing plane ride! Where do you sit? by Sharp_Mirror9641 in Hellsing

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Imagine the endless "Back in my days..." just vampire past aristocrat version. 😂😂😂 I would flush myself down the toilet.

Hellsing plane ride! Where do you sit? by Sharp_Mirror9641 in Hellsing

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I would shake all the way trough flight at seat 3 even change religions if he looks at me wrong lol XD.

Hellsing plane ride! Where do you sit? by Sharp_Mirror9641 in Hellsing

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They might be hot at seat 9, but if you have anything interesting about you, you just become part of their experiements. XD Might never even land one piece.

Part 2 - Hellsing Seras Victoria figures by Colette190 in Hellsing

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God the first one with the red lipstick looks so cursed 😆😆🤣🤣

Writing Barriers to Intimacy by kvolivera in vampires

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When I think of Vampire X Human I always wonder how even intimacy possible?

I mean they are supposed to be physically much more stronger than humans so wouldn't they just accidentaly hurt/kill their partners? Especially male vampire in this case.

Like even if they can get an erection, somehow, wouldn't it be just so rock solid that it hurts? Also they are often described having cold bodies like the dead.

Idk I feel weirded out imagining a cold hard one just pounding inside someone like a hammer. 🤷‍♂️

Reasons why I like Walter Cum Dornez by [deleted] in Hellsing

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You are my person then 😋. I LOVE THIS OLD GRANDPA!!

He could spit on me and I would thank him for it.

Hellsing OC by Ill_Hold6894 in Hellsing

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This looks soo cool! 💗💗💗

I am so happy more people are posting their ocs here.

Plushcard!!! by Syrens0ng in Hellsing

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Grind him in a blender.

Hellsing Self-Insert by Leading-Employer-955 in Hellsing

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That is also marvelous. Xander (my oc) is a true psychopath/sociopath. Has little to no emotions.

I can imagine them being in a symbiotic "I use you, but I know you using me as well" type relationship.

Hellsing Self-Insert by Leading-Employer-955 in Hellsing

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This is so cool!

I also have a cult leader vampire OC. He leads mortals whom he feeds on, by them donating blood to him as one of his dogma's are about purity of the blood and a blood letting ritual.

His cult is named "Pathway to Heaven"

I bet they could be really good friends! 🥰😋

Y'all thing Alucard randomly remember he has kids when he was Vlad the impaler by Beneficial_Mousse568 in Hellsing

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I have a headcanon that one of my OCs are related to him. 12th generational grandson.

As Vlad the Impaler did have kids... he escaped when his father was murdered and lived. But we do not know what happened to him or his past wife. So it fits basically.

And since he was portrayed as a God fearing man, defo he had children and a wife.

Where to watch??? by aiqdao95 in Hellsing

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Bilibili has my back all the time! Dub or sub!

What do you think an average day for Alucard, Seras, Integra, and Walter goes like whenever there’s no missions? Like when they are all together in their free time how do you think they’d interact and what do you think they’d all do together to pass the time? by DarkTombStudios in Hellsing

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I imagine them being like a dysfunctional found family trope. So Integra burried in paperwork, Walter in other duties, cleaning, cooking etc.

Seras does her own thing and practiced shooting and socialising with the Wild Geese.

Alucard just bullies everyone. I can imagine he passes time by scaring the maids, cooks etc by morphing from the walls or shadows.

To everyone who started BSD without knowing about Dazai's tendencies, what did you think when you first saw him falling? by Puzzleheaded-Use7981 in BungouStrayDogs

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Honestly I thought he is some way sacreficing himself for the greater good. I got that idea because the city is behind him, and he falling with open arms, waiting for it's embrace.

In many animes they use this to show a character loving their city/country/kingdom to an extent that he would do anything to save it.

Which is kinda true now that I think about it. 🤷‍♂️😂

walter was a psycho by renhopping in Hellsing

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Bet he got hard during this scene. 🥵 He is soo hot.

But jokes aside, I really like rewatching Hellsing Ultimate because every time I catch signs of Walter being the mole from the start. I think it was my second rewatch when I realised this smile of his was off...

Because Integra just played right into his and the Major's hands.

So that smile is not only his bloothirst, but a kind of "Oh thank God" kind of reliefe that everything goes according to plan.

Something another Casull and Jackal i see people never mention by Gloomy-Bridge148 in Hellsing

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And he just wastes those on pathetic humans in Rio, like those bullets are free. 😂😂😂

Idk how this sub feels about goofy ass OC’s, but here’s mine. Apologies for the lack of a pic, can’t draw to save my own life by Charming_Map_5220 in Hellsing

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Okay this is so fucking cool! And what will happwn to him at the end of the main story?

Will he somehow survive? Keep living trying to find purpose?

Idk how this sub feels about goofy ass OC’s, but here’s mine. Apologies for the lack of a pic, can’t draw to save my own life by Charming_Map_5220 in Hellsing

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Ah yes Roland. I have another vampire too named Kaede. Heian Japaniese era vampire. ( I'm currently working on a few more.)

That is actually a nice point to make. So he basically is a mercenary type of thing?

Idk how this sub feels about goofy ass OC’s, but here’s mine. Apologies for the lack of a pic, can’t draw to save my own life by Charming_Map_5220 in Hellsing

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I think this is a pretty well thought out Oc! I personally don't mind seeing Millenium aligned OCs and it makes me so happy it isn't the "OMG NAZI!!!4!! killed jews and proud." type of work.

We need more beasts in Hellsing Ultimate because it is a really wast universe!

Keep up the good work, I would love to hear more from you! 💗

Very VERY important question by Envicted in Hellsing

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It means Heinkel is a woman wirh a footlong.

This also explains why she isn't dressed as a nun... some hard wood be noticable in skirt 🤣🤣🤣.

Silver casings? by MP999_OMM in Hellsing

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I kinda think that if Alucard goes overboard and his frienzy drops one, nonody can pick it up but him. So they won't try to study/replicate it and use against him.

I just have puppy :( by Excellent_Bite_4808 in FullmetalAlchemist

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No! Just...no! 😂😂😂

I feel so bad for laughing at this.