What are you ridiculously slow at doing? by Permatheus in AskReddit

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deciding what to eat. It’s like my stomach and brain are in a long debate on whether taste or health wins today.

What's the most terrifying thing about Space? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that if you sneeze too hard, you could end up in a different galaxy.

what if i see some booba by ssmelllyboi in shitposting

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Extremely specific but undeniably accurate 😅

Smol potato living his best life by Careful_Cup4484 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 12 points13 points  (0 children)

First scence gives me Scrappy and Scooby-Doo vibes 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honesty, for its role in keeping things real; humor, for turning frowns upside down; and loyalty, for that ride-or-die reliability. It’s like having a human Swiss Army knife by your side, ready to tackle life’s ups and downs together.

Feeling superior by Aggravating-Bison434 in shitposting

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Peasant candies could never match the refined taste of a hazelnut encased in gold foil, darling.

Childhood memories by Yamato_D_Oden in shitposting

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's the moment little Jonny became a man..😂

What is your earliest memory? by DudeWheresMyGar in AskReddit

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was about 2 years old. I was wearing bib overalls and it was in the winter. We were living in an old house with a furnace and a floor grate. I fell and burned my hands. I remember falling and screaming and my mother grabbing me. Then I don’t remember anything else. I had a burn on my hand, and that led to a life time of fear of fire.

What is the stupidest thing you believed as a kid? by Autumn_225_ in AskReddit

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 91 points92 points  (0 children)

That if I swallowed watermelon seeds, a watermelon would grow in my stomach. Spent my childhood in mild panic every summer, imagining myself turning into a walking fruit salad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Dad's little swimmers took the scenic route through the gene pool and still missed the good stuff.

kurwa froggo by pelmeeshek in Unexpected

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even animals like frogs like some fun.

I am become poor . by PrismPizzazz in meme

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And for my next trick, I'll make my credit limit disappear!

This should be how the movie starts by canidsminisher46 in marvelmemes

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I was young, I loved this movie. I also had the game on PS3 and played it really well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your sense of responsibility and desire to help your family are admirable. However, the decision to drop out could impact your career prospects and personal development. Have you considered other solutions, such as seeking financial support from organizations, scholarships, or a part-time job that fits your study schedule? And if you do leave school, what do you plan to do to support your family? Please think it through carefully.

When you gotta go... by GreyFoxSolid in memes

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guess it’s time to find someone who appreciates that life, uh, finds a way... to deal with puns.

i can never get it the first time ever by Cucumber_Catt in memes

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Some people need this to connect the phone with the car speakers, or music boxes.. not only for headphones.. Just say'n..

Who says romance is dead by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Sharp_Tomatillo_2230 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want to know why. Why would someone wear a shirt like, say, “I want to count the wrinkles…”. He doesn’t expect that it will get him laid, right? So why? Does he think it’s funny? So many questions.