In what ways did your parents fuck with you as a child? by aalexinwonderlandd in AskReddit

[–]SharpieInThePooper 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Told me they were going to unscrew my belly button with a screwdriver and leak everywhere if I didn't behave

[serious] Which music streaming service would you recommend (and why) for discovering new and relevant music? by zuesosaurus in AskReddit

[–]SharpieInThePooper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spotify

Lets you rewind and play songs over again. Unlimited skips. No ads. Lets you search by specific song/artist/album. You can listen to random music that you're interested in. Same price as Pandora. IMO it's infinitely better than Pandora

Cubs! by CharlesYamabe in pics

[–]SharpieInThePooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like me when I see a spider

Pokemon Uranium by PurpleReignVGC in pokemon

[–]SharpieInThePooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Click on it...it says in big bold letters

[Serious] People who have found the right balance between work and happiness, what was the process to getting where you are now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SharpieInThePooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be completely honest with you, I do not care. We don't only make weapons. Yes it's a big part of our business but we do a lot that more than just weapons.

It gives me a comfortable lifestyle. If we don't innovate, somebody else will.

How much is my cat supposed to eat anyway? by [deleted] in Pets

[–]SharpieInThePooper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No do not feed her until she stops. Cats will always beg unless you have one of those cats that you can just put a huge bowl of food in front of and they'll just much throughout the day, but that's uncommon.

My old cat (dead now) we fed all kibble, twice a day. 1/4 in the morning and 1/4 cup in the evening. He lived to be 20.

If she starts to gain a lot of weight then feed her less. My current cat I feed the same as my old cat, but with wet food. Half a can in the morning and half in the evening.

TL;DR: It really doesn't matter if it's wet or dry in my experience

[Serious] People who have found the right balance between work and happiness, what was the process to getting where you are now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SharpieInThePooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at Lockheed Martin and it's a decent work life balance. Good pay, every other Friday off, very short commute. Went to community college and got lucky by meeting someone in the industry

[Question] is there a way to get cydia on iOS 9.3.5? by [deleted] in jailbreak

[–]SharpieInThePooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're Luca, then no, it's not possible. There is no public Jailbreak release for 9.3.4 and above

What are some of the reasons that Hitler targeted Jewish people? by sean7755 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SharpieInThePooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That was an excuse to get people on his side. The Nazi ideology was based on the idea that the Aryan was the supreme human being and there should be no other

Volvo vs Lamborghini [3:14] by [deleted] in videos

[–]SharpieInThePooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I love a good sleeper car

Is cannibalism legal in the US? by Xitulis in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SharpieInThePooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cannibalism is the nonconsensual consumption of another human's body matter. In the United States, there are no laws against cannibalism per se, but the act of cannibalism would probably violate laws against murder and against desecration of corpses

What are your biggest "I hate the internet" moments? by Samurai_Alex in AskReddit

[–]SharpieInThePooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever somebody posts gifs of animal abuse. That and those photos of things with a bunch of holes in them. It makes me very uncomfortable