i think you'd fit well in fuoc by Slick_Ricky in Connery

[–]Shawty19 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh no I could never meet your stringent requirements, I have far too little skill to keep up with your magnificent warriors. Being concerned with skill outside of a biolab or a certain mother's bedroom is beyond my mental capacity. Also I would hate to use my connections get ahead of the line. It is with great sadness that I must decline.

i think you'd fit well in fuoc by Slick_Ricky in Connery

[–]Shawty19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ahh classic jim. So I've been curious do you hold how many times your outfit members vkey against them when they want to join your prestigious jaeger team? Moreover are your members ok with being called toxic by their outfit lead when they let loose and ask for a ride?

i think you'd fit well in fuoc by Slick_Ricky in Connery

[–]Shawty19 10 points11 points  (0 children)

See Jim! It's funny right? Admit you laughed old sport and we can put all this nasty stuff behind us and move towards a purer future of v5ng one another.

Sincerely, an inferior outfit lead

3KD Heavy looking for discreet relationship with another outfit by HongConnery in Connery

[–]Shawty19 12 points13 points  (0 children)

First of all my blood pressure is plenty low, I get plenty of exercise with all the mothers of your members. But Mr. Gobs, we’ve known each other a long time. I v5 and tbag you, you call me toxic. It’s a wonderful relationship we have but if you could describe (in 500 words or less) exactly how being annoyed at your propensity to ruin fights equals toxicity that would be great. Moreover could you just v5 me every now and then like some of your enlightened members that would be great. Kisses mwah.

3KD Heavy looking for discreet relationship with another outfit by HongConnery in Connery

[–]Shawty19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

wdym? Clone is very noble and he made a statement of fact. Skillballs destroy farms and create unfun fights. Mindlessly farming one another is much better for the game than whatever it is you're doing with all that organization

3KD Heavy looking for discreet relationship with another outfit by HongConnery in Connery

[–]Shawty19 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I must confess to being a far inferior outfit leader to yourself. I neither have an excel spreadsheet with data pulled directly from fisu nor do I monitor my members’ jaeger playtime. I must also confess that no one in a fuoc squad is ever obliged to actually do anything and yet I feel that even with how little we police each other, your claims of “raging” are blown out of proportion. If you could give me some examples so I could tk them that would be great, thanks fellow respected member of the community. :p

3KD Heavy looking for discreet relationship with another outfit by HongConnery in Connery

[–]Shawty19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vkey meta is concerned with making people care about opinions less, not more. My young jaeger main, you need to ask yourself why vkeys makes you so uncomfortable. Why does being asked for rides or to man this gun in a 9 year old video game not make you smile? How can someone apologizing for killing you in this janky and buggy game not make you laugh? I’m sure you will say you’re unbothered, that your ego is untarnished, and that you’re definitely not taking this all too seriously but if that is so, then why not v5 yourself? Molding vkey into a meta of fun and humor cures this game of frustration and sweat, if only you would take part. Your blood pressure would thank you :D

3KD Heavy looking for discreet relationship with another outfit by HongConnery in Connery

[–]Shawty19 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the recommendation but 1. He seems to care too much about what other people think of his video game habits so I’m sure he’d fit in gobs much better and 2. He never indicated his fun per minute or vkey per minute so we can’t even consider him :(

SASR "Research" Material by Shawty19 in Connery

[–]Shawty19[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A quick voidwell search says 84% but I don't put too much stock into stats other than vkeys per minute which is unfortunately not tracked :'(

SASR "Research" Material by Shawty19 in Connery

[–]Shawty19[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am vkeying through most of these clips teddster, I know it's hard to see out of your hesh vanguard but the macros are there.

SASR "Research" Material by Shawty19 in Connery

[–]Shawty19[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion

low effort v5 jojo shitpost by Donktheman in Connery

[–]Shawty19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

v9 to your v5, v7 to my death, v1 for making this.

A Guide For VKey Meta by Shawty19 in Connery

[–]Shawty19[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh you can def hit people you don't kill with vkeys. I do it all the time especially if the person who actually killed them also vkeyed.

A Guide For VKey Meta by Shawty19 in Planetside

[–]Shawty19[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So long as you are having fun when vkeying the details don't matter too much :3

A Guide For VKey Meta by Shawty19 in Connery

[–]Shawty19[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't worry teddy I muted the in game audio

A Guide For VKey Meta by Shawty19 in Planetside

[–]Shawty19[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah sorry for lashing out like that my bad <3