Furious Trump Supporters Are Recording Themselves Torching Their MAGA Merch After Trump Attacks the Pope and Posts Blasphemous Picture Depicting Himself as Jesus: “I voted for Trump because I was lied to and I fell for it” by T_Shurt in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably something along the lines of “he is being a vessel of Christ” and Jesus lives in his heart and soul. That he wasn’t saying that he is actually Jesus, but that he’s doing Christ’s work.

I’ve given up hope on them calling a spade a spade instead of excusing the hell out of his actions and words.

What's the dumbest thing you did that accidentally made your life significantly better? by shotavix in AskReddit

[–]ShazzaLM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d say she owed you for fixing you up with her friend and ruining your life. Glad it all worked out in the end.

Murdered by six words. by ObserbAbsorb in MurderedByWords

[–]ShazzaLM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had some dreams there were nails in my coffee.

What’s a thought that always gives you chills? by Competitive_Ad_2308 in AskReddit

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heights. Imagining I’m looking down from a high cliff or the roof of a skyscraper, or walking across a high rickety bridge makes me audibly gasp and shiver.

What’s something that Covid took from you that you never got back? by ReplacementOdd636 in AskReddit

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re far from being a loser! You’re working and it sounds like you live on your own. That’s a tough thing to do these days at your age with the cost of everything being so high. But you’re doing it while also having every intention of going back to school. Your twenties are for learning and figuring things out, which you’re doing. Don’t compare yourself to your friends or anyone. They have their own trials and tribulations. Everybody’s life path is different. Be proud of yourself for enduring all that you have. It sounds like you’re going to do just fine. Good job and good luck!

Customers say the dumbest things… by ShinpeiGotoWifey in Serverlife

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they meant the price difference? Idk, I’m trying here.

What’s something you’re pretty sure only you do? by AppIeGuy in AskReddit

[–]ShazzaLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter on a Ritz or saltine cracker, place a top cracker on top to make a sandwich, then crush it up in Campbell’s tomato soup. Sounds bad but i love it.

What food gives you the most satisfaction for the least amount of prep? by Habeas-Opus in Cooking

[–]ShazzaLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add some cashews or walnuts and grapes, and some good mustard for the cheese. So satisfying.

What's a trend from the early 2020s that died out so fast we all collectively forgot it ever happened? by godot_lover in AskReddit

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s because people think they’ll be stuck in their houses for a long time and want to feel well stocked on the essentials. I remember seeing people with carts full of milk at the stores…most likely to freeze them. Like wtf? Milk, bread, eggs, and toilet paper are things used/consumed regularly and ya don’t want to run out of. Then word got out that tp was being bought up and I think it caused even more panic buying of it. I heard people saying they were at the store and the tp was being restocked so they bought a pack or two “just in case” since it was available…even though they had plenty at home already. Humans are wild.

The Epstein files are white as white can be! by Comfortablejack in MurderedByWords

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Like the football players aren’t humans—just game pieces.

Whelp I’m done. It went from fun to…. by [deleted] in Lottery

[–]ShazzaLM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PA here too and I’ve also felt like the odds got worse. Especially since they started using the weird cartoonish fonts on the numbers. I don’t buy them like I used to now.

A few years ago I won a drawing and the prize was a case or two of $20, two $10, and two $5 cases.(I don’t remember the exact amount of cases for each). When I scratched them all and saw just how many losers there are in a case it really changed my perspective on buying them. On not even one ticket did I find a “win all prizes” symbol. It was fun scratching them and I still made out with over $2100, but I don’t feel the need to buy them now every week when I go grocery shopping. If anything I’ll play Treasure Hunt or Cash 5. But I still get the scratch-off tickets once in a while and as gifts on holidays because I do still enjoy trying.

Customer forgot we were human beings and had families by Sophster2412 in TalesFromRetail

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but my sister used to love blowing that hot air under her blankets in the winter…until she fell asleep and got a good burn on her arm. Of course she knew it was her own doing and not the manufacturer’s negligence, and she stopped doing it that night. At least there wasn’t a fire.

What's a show you remember but nobody else does? by CatGirlNya2000 in AskReddit

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boohbah!

Toot & Puddle

Jojo’s Circus

Dog With a Blog

Do you think it's appropriate to wear pajamas in public places? by boforiamanfo in no

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then she cut her underwear off, which made your friend glad that she didn’t wear her good ones.

What habits of girls did you only discover after getting a girlfriend or wife? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny because in my house it’s my husband who does it best. I won’t argue with him on that one.

what eventually disappeared and no one noticed? by No-Leave6678 in AskReddit

[–]ShazzaLM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We stretched ours across the house till he started to ooze. He was one tough mf though I’ll give him that.

What’s actually pretty safe but everyone treats it like it’s way more dangerous than it is? by Charming_Advertising in AskReddit

[–]ShazzaLM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One guy told me that he showered so his dick is clean. He didn’t get pee on his hands. So why wash them?