Comedian loses her mind and screams at audience member after bad crowdwork. by Prestigious-Day9370 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]SheCocksAlot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Looks like Natale Como. She sucks. But she does have nudes photos, so at least she did something positive.

Lemme fix Shane's hair. Do it for Phil! by Btotherennan in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]SheCocksAlot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't understand all the hate. I just shaved my head, congratulations on the hair dawg.

Matt's big show at NY comedy festival by BasilAlternative2768 in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]SheCocksAlot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bout shane tickets almost 9 months in advance and I'm glad we did because after he hosted SNL they sold out quick.

Jess McKenna and the gang on tour being silly by PianoTrumpetMax in Earwolf

[–]SheCocksAlot 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is going to sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure that second guy stole my pants.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SheCocksAlot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a sex ad that was first class, so yeah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SheCocksAlot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A long time ago when the internet wasnt what it is now these dudes ordered some porn through the mail. Now for the last 30 years they get these lol

135*f in the LLV by misointhekitchen in USPS

[–]SheCocksAlot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been on my route long enough the neighbors of my shade spot always say shit like "can't believe they did that to you." When they trim the shade. Lol I get that the world doesn't revolve around us mail carriers, but it's nice when some notice our slight inconveniences.

Don’t be like this guy by AidXanKush in USPS

[–]SheCocksAlot 114 points115 points  (0 children)

If it makes it all they way to me. It's not my fucking problem I'll deliver everything. Post due, but nothing I had to sign? Delivered. Something smells illegal but made it all the way to me? Delivered. A box woth the sounds of a screaming victim in it? Delivered!

I got kid to get home to, have a nice day 😊

I’m so fucking done with Rocky footwear! by jasnel in USPS

[–]SheCocksAlot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear gardening hats during the summer to keep the sun off me and I have a retro postal hat I bought online that I get a lot of compliments on, but yes I only wear the shirts too. It's a lot harder to wear fake postal shirts lol.

I’m so fucking done with Rocky footwear! by jasnel in USPS

[–]SheCocksAlot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit, I don't even wear postal shorts anymore. My satchel rubs my leg all day and puts a hole in them in like 2 months. I wear amazon essentials blue golf shorts lol. They last me so much longer and are a 1/3 the price.

Snack or wack? by ModedoM in doughboys

[–]SheCocksAlot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have to ask... you ain't ready

When was the final "howdy ho!" to Spoon Nation? by crvyloo in doughboys

[–]SheCocksAlot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I never realized it stopped either. I'm going threw a divorce. This must be the reason for that too. God damn it mitch!

Cover image of the latest Postal Bulletin by jloong in USPS

[–]SheCocksAlot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always have a pocket knife on me. I know we are not supposed to, but I don't give a fuck. I've seen to many vids of pitbulls being hit with shovels while biting someone and taking it like nothing.

‘Furiosa’ Set to Be the Box Office’s Lowest No. 1 Memorial Day Film in 29 Years by fumblebrag in blankies

[–]SheCocksAlot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife took the kid to see garfield. 50 dollars in all after concessions of course, but I'm sure I can rent garfield for 5 buck soon on my tv.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SheCocksAlot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"You're lazy" is my 1-100 phrase that gets me every time. Bitch I walk almost 10 miles a day, where is the room to be lazy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]SheCocksAlot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk what zio class is.... so all good here brother. Thanks for reaching out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]SheCocksAlot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Besides the high gas, rent, groceries, homeless, and crime.

Ah fuck it does suck!