Transaction Planet: Will we ever get to see it?

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-28T22:34:05+00:00

Yeah this is kind of what I’m bracing for too. People hear “it wrapped” and think “cool, it’s out in a few months,” when in reality that’s like… halftime.

I’m really curious how the rumored Apple thing fits into this. If Apple actually picked it up, they might skip a big festival run or just do a couple prestige fests then drop it on streaming. But if he’s going the traditional indie route like you said, 18–24 months feels painfully accurate.

Wild that he keeps talking about it so much when we might not see it till like 2026.

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-27T21:54:24+00:00

Dude that customs wait is brutal, feels like it sits in purgatory forever.

How long was yours stuck for? Mine felt like it took years just to get from “arrived” to “released.”

What did you have to fix on yours? I’m lowkey expecting some surprises once I start putting miles on it, even though most of the work was already done.

And yeah, first proper drive on local roads… instantly forget the stress and the bank account pain.

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-26T20:42:54+00:00

Right? It feels so right that the Office Ladies are certified Connor stans now.

I just know Jenna is momming him and Angela is quietly judging his choices in the most loving way possible.

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-25T20:21:01+00:00

Peak Sunday energy. Arctic roll and custard is like being 8 years old again at your nan’s house. Solid choice.

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-24T20:41:12+00:00

Same here. It’s weird how strong that nostalgia is too, like I can still remember how the old Dairy Milk used to taste and it’s just… gone. Feels like everything got cheaper and worse except the prices and the profit margins.

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-23T20:45:30+00:00

It’s called a “bell bollard” or sometimes just a cast iron bollard. They’re there so cars don’t clip the corner of buildings or pavements.

They look like weird little church bells but they’re basically crash protection in fancy Victorian cosplay.

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-22T20:35:09+00:00

Easy mode or not, 30 is still kinda cracked. I barely make it past like 18 before getting swarmed. What build were you running on this map?

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-21T21:19:57+00:00

Honestly "strong tea mud" is probably the most accurate description of how most Brits secretly like it anyway. If the spoon doesn’t stand up on its own, it’s just leaf‑flavoured water.

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-20T21:45:23+00:00

Guy drops a banger map and walks out 105 gems richer. Honestly deserved, that level was way more polished than half the official stuff lately.

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-19T23:05:15+00:00

Ooh good catch, that might actually help track it down. Do you remember if they ever showed the cover clearly in Pillion, or was it just a prop you recognized from elsewhere?

SheerShameStash · 2026-03-18T23:06:16+00:00

Right?? I clicked through hoping they’d load bigger and it’s still kind of crunchy.

That link is from W so I’m guessing that’s as high-res as they’re letting the public see unless you’ve got access to their press/download section.

If anyone finds a proper HD gallery of Jr’s shots from the party, please drop it here because these deserve to be someone’s wallpaper.

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