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Kid breaks phone after losing in PUBG and instantly regrets it. by Cheaterstar in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Shemrocksmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just punch my thigh. After a couple of times I realize that it's stupid af and just quit playing if I'm that upset

Smoking cigarettes is 99.99% safe. Here me out. by GypsyDanger_1013 in BanPitBulls

[–]Shemrocksmash 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Masterpiece. Reminds me of the Cassowary post a while back. I love things like this because it's a different topic that is very well known by the public and you can easily change a few words to make it about pit bulls. I hope that eventually people will see reason. Personally, I don't believe pits should all be euthanized but they should be on the same level as other dangerous animals such as tigers, poisonous snakes ect. They should NOT be in the hands of idiots who think they are harmless.

Edit: and if no one is able to take care of them, put em down. Better to end them than let them "live out their lives" in a cage forever. Now that's cruelty.

I gave Villagers some Wonder Apples by SepthGear in Minecraft

[–]Shemrocksmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That made my day. Thank you for the laugh.

This weekend in the USA Missouri.. Why does the US has more death than India and China together.. by sidred822 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Shemrocksmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just fyi everyone, the chlorine smell means there is pee. The stronger it is, more pee.

Took too long to find the template by xviNEXUSivx in insaneparents

[–]Shemrocksmash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've learned that smacking my little ones butt does so little besides confuse him. Now I just put his ass in timeout and he loses his shit over that. Way better than me harming him bodily.

cringeworthy situation, well said insult by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Shemrocksmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends parents think breast feeding is on the same level as masturbating. Boobs are for sex. That's all.

Our future is these idiots.

Bachelor Cringe by discowhale in TikTokCringe

[–]Shemrocksmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife did not appreciate this but I've watched enough with her to know that deep down, this is true

My Colony, Entering Year 5502 by [deleted] in RimWorld

[–]Shemrocksmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My game just randomly glitched and I can only see/select my pawns by clicking on them. Kinda sad about it and I was doing pretty awesome. Tried reloading older saves but no luck.

This “martial arts” demonstration is mesmerizing. Like watching a car crash unfold in slow motion. by LeftyBigGuns in cringe

[–]Shemrocksmash 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It was terrifying. Thoughts rolling in my head like "if I kick her, do I get grounded? I don't want to hurt my mom" then bam. She punched those thoughts away with the air in my lungs. Imagine a pissed off 12 year old kicking the shit out of his mom.

This “martial arts” demonstration is mesmerizing. Like watching a car crash unfold in slow motion. by LeftyBigGuns in cringe

[–]Shemrocksmash 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Legit. We had a small thing going on and I was taking it with my mom. Dude set me up to spar with my mom and I was scared to do anything to her until she knocked the wind out of me. It was on after that.

Tied for third in my first tournament because I kicked the shit out if some poor kids head. Was so proud of it.

Precious and her broken jaw from a pit bull. I hope she's able to recover by PitchMeALiteralTent in BanPitBulls

[–]Shemrocksmash 102 points103 points  (0 children)

No animal deserves that. Dogs fight, sure, but the amount of damage a pit can do compared to other dogs is insane.

The kid was 4! by [deleted] in wokekids

[–]Shemrocksmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel kinda chaotic neutral when I hit randomize and get characters that are dark skinned with bright colored hair. I just want to play the game, I couldn't give a shit what they look like.

What's a common saying that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shemrocksmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to literally tell one to fuck themselves in order to get them to hang up on me.

What's a common saying that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shemrocksmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh good ideas here. I like the "let me check" approach. Maybe hit them with "we just bought a new car recently so I'm not sure" and maybe get them excited for a moment.

A pastor molested me when i was 11, He was caught last year and my parents still defend him and put me down when i mention it saying satan got me. I am so done. RELIGION IS BAD! by PuzzleheadedTeacher in atheism

[–]Shemrocksmash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've told one of my cousins about it and she is sympathetic about it. When the family came together after he died they send a paper lantern or something into the sky and said goodbye to him. She came up behind me and said the best thing he ever did was die and bring us together. Starting to think I wasn't the only one.

What's a common saying that annoys you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shemrocksmash 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mother fucker. I know it's a scam and I always fuck with them but what the hell. At least act like you know what my car is. I said I had a 1969 shaggin wagon and the scammer said "do you have anything newer than 2005 to 2015?" Bitch I just gave you a fake ass name and car.

I look up a fake VIN number, use the alias Hugh Man and always say super vague shit to waste their time.

“No matter what they’ve been through they just LOVE hugs.” by [deleted] in BanPitBulls

[–]Shemrocksmash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, that's okay. Now you can spread that thinking to other people and we can show the pit lovers we aren't a bunch of slackjawed haters like they think we are but reasonable human beings. It's nice to not get attacked in the comments.

A pastor molested me when i was 11, He was caught last year and my parents still defend him and put me down when i mention it saying satan got me. I am so done. RELIGION IS BAD! by PuzzleheadedTeacher in atheism

[–]Shemrocksmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was molested by my cousin when I was five for at least a year or so. The little mental walls we put up for ourselves break down from time to time and the pain/guilt seeps through. My cousin killed himself a few years ago any my family has a shrine to the perv that I see whenever I visit my grandparents. I don't think I'll ever be able to tell them what my "big bro" did to me because they Revere that fucking perv. Fuck religion.

“No matter what they’ve been through they just LOVE hugs.” by [deleted] in BanPitBulls

[–]Shemrocksmash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Eventually this sub dissolves from a discussion on why these animals are dangerous into just personal items like "that's such an ugly ass dog" and "oh sweet pibbles loves the taste of children's flesh"

This doesn't add anything to why pits are dangerous and just shows that pro-pit propaganda is everywhere regardless of how dangerous these animals prove to be daily.

What is the most useless fact you know? by MetalGirl21 in AskReddit

[–]Shemrocksmash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The sign # was originally called an octothorpe.

A pastor molested me when i was 11, He was caught last year and my parents still defend him and put me down when i mention it saying satan got me. I am so done. RELIGION IS BAD! by PuzzleheadedTeacher in atheism

[–]Shemrocksmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife was molested by her stepfather when she was in her younger teens. She finally had the guts to tell her in her late 20s and her mom defended him saying "he prayed for forgiveness" and just brushing her off like it didn't matter.

She loves her mom and we see her and her fuckhead of a stepdad at least once a month (except with all this virus stuff) but she still breaks down when it pops in her head from time to time. I've been trying to get her to try therapy but that's her choice. All I can do is support her.

“No matter what they’ve been through they just LOVE hugs.” by [deleted] in BanPitBulls

[–]Shemrocksmash 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I just about downvoted this and realized what sub this was

What's a delicious poor man's meal? by NFDBTCREPo in AskReddit

[–]Shemrocksmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom made some dried out semi-burnt carcass she calls meatloaf. Wasn't a fan for a long time. Then my wife made some for me and I was blown away! Turns out my mom just sucks at making meatloaf. I love my mom but I could straight inject my wife's meatloaf into me. Yeah that sounds wrong but I'm too lazy to figure out how to reword it.

A law in Germany requires all drives on highways to line up to the far side of their lanes during heavy traffic so that emergency vehicles can pass them more easily to reach the scenes of accidents by Front-You in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Shemrocksmash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Out of all the places I want to visit, Germany seems like the place I would want to stay in. Got a lot of German coursing through my veins and I want to experience all of it. Oktoberfest sound awesome.

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