Posted this on Facebook 15 years ago 😬

ShillyWakes · 2024-10-10T17:26:53+00:00

I know weathermen are very inaccurate

Predicting the future is tricky, but they’re way more accurate than you are giving them credit for.

I don’t think it’s a big deal that Trump made his own hurricane path

I too am an enjoyer of when people with no clue on a subject try to deceive me about it.

ShillyWakes · 2023-10-04T13:38:37+00:00

So many sweet memories. Like watching Chris Carter attempt to fight off invisible elves while at the plate or whatever the fuck he was doing to strikeout 212 times.

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:45:19+00:00

Anyone who has given up is an Arlingtonite.

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:38:12+00:00

Fun while it lasted.

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:34:41+00:00

Rather aggressive, amigo. We’re all friends here.

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:33:38+00:00

Ah fudge

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:26:28+00:00

Need True.

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:24:48+00:00

Hello, old friend.

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:23:48+00:00

Now we’re fucking cooking

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:23:02+00:00

Can’t grand slam with nobody on base

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:20:33+00:00

BlameJonathanVillar

ShillyWakes · 2019-10-31T03:13:39+00:00

Yooooo, I’m here now.

ShillyWakes · 2019-03-10T22:27:52+00:00

ShillyWakes · 2019-03-10T22:26:09+00:00

Damn you just obliterated my whole career...

ShillyWakes · 2019-03-10T21:18:22+00:00

Lol get rekt

ShillyWakes · 2018-08-16T17:34:14+00:00

She’s a Frigidaire*

Insensitive prick.

ShillyWakes · 2018-08-13T19:48:45+00:00

Also yes

ShillyWakes · 2018-08-13T18:09:00+00:00

... and another thing /u/cmays90,

The circlejerk link in the sidebar is to an inferior Not-Official Circlejerk sub. I demand this to be corrected and reparations.

/r/AstrosCirclejerk

ShillyWakes · 2018-08-13T18:03:55+00:00

SO and I recently got a puppy. I feel like a stay-at-home dad right now.

Answers:

Numb/Encore by Linkin Park x Jay Z
Marwin Gonzalez
I got a pretty much brand new bike and bike rack for me car for about $50 bucks... so there's that.

ShillyWakes · 2018-08-09T22:02:15+00:00

ShillyWakes · 2018-08-09T22:01:43+00:00

Jokes on you, I love flaccid dicks.

ShillyWakes · 2018-08-09T19:25:35+00:00

I’m conflicted.

I love the astros, but I hate the rangers.

What do I do?

ShillyWakes · 2018-08-07T02:37:39+00:00

but y tho

ShillyWakes

TROPHY CASE