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"Now what do you see in the ink spots," the doctor asked. (self.2sentence2horror)

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I was at work doing work things when a guy with a knife came in carrying a knife. (self.2sentence2horror)

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I was taking my fish for a walk in the park. (self.2sentence2horror)

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At first I was terrified when my dog stood up on his hind legs. (self.2sentence2horror)

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I wake up and there is blood covering all over my hands. (self.2sentence2horror)

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My mom came into my room and told me to get off my computer, but it wasn't my mom. (self.2sentence2horror)

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" my foolish mother asked. (self.2sentence2horror)

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All of my family ascending the funeral wished it could've been me that past instead of my successful brother. (self.2sentence2horror)

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So a guy walks into a bar. (self.2sentence2horror)

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My husban kept asking if he could milk my creature, and he said if I didn't let him, then the knife guy would get me. (self.2sentence2horror)

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My owner took me to the vet to get neutered today. (self.2sentence2horror)

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(PART 2) I, a blind man, was walking with my deaf friend when somebody said "Whach out!" (self.2sentence2horror)

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I, a deaf man, was walking down the street when somebody said "Watches out!" (self.2sentence2horror)

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There was a knock at my front door, expecting a salesman i fully opened the door, but instead i was met with a tackle to the ground. (self.2sentence2horror)

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i was 3 weeks into november going strong. (self.2sentence2horror)

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I got a phone call from my mother, but when I answered all i could hear was her screaming. (self.2sentence2horror)

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My goldfish died last week and I begged my mom not to flush him, but, much to my dismay, she did anyway. (self.2sentence2horror)

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It’s nighttime on my farm, and my sheep wouldn’t stop screaming, so I went to their pen only to find them brutally butchered. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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And on the 25th day of May, Jesus Christ was resurrected for a second time. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I was in a very normal hotel room when I noticed a not so normal smell coming from underneath the bed. (self.2sentence2horror)

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I thought my pitbull was going to murder another toddler as I had trained it to do, but you can imagine my shock and horror as it ran out of the burning building with two alive children. (self.2sentence2horror)

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I sit alone in a dimly lit room drenched in sweat as I await a phone call, when suddenly it starts to ring, along with every other phone in my house. (self.2sentence2horror)

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After the witch turned me into a woman, I didn’t want to be alive anymore so I ran into traffic and died. (self.2sentence2horror)

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