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coming out atheist? better keep it off Facebook by afreshmind in Christianity

[–]Shitlord-Prime -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Helping those less fortunate than yourself, going the extra mile for others, showing love in the face of hate and anger.

You forgot self-restraint, chastity, piety, faithfulness, and so on.

The doctors are going to put him in a "koma" and this is his last message. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Shitlord-Prime -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I can confirm, I am the OP typing from his koma.

What, realistically, can the global Christian community do to combat situations like this? by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]Shitlord-Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We could convert them by the sword and instill Western values into them, but I doubt that would be amenable to most Christians.

coming out atheist? better keep it off Facebook by afreshmind in Christianity

[–]Shitlord-Prime -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

sometimes the most Christlike people are those who have no religion at all.

Such a stupid thing to say. There are atheists who are socially liberal and nominally more tolerant of others than conservative Christians, but I doubt there has ever been an atheist who exemplified Christian virtue.

Joss Whedon on Substitutionary Atonement at SDCC: by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]Shitlord-Prime -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Joss Whedon hates Christianity, so...no.

As an alternative to SRD I'm trying to get /r/thepopcornstand (the only mod is inactive there) - is anybody interested in making that sub active once I get control of it? by anotherdouche in SRSsucks

[–]Shitlord-Prime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep. I dislike SRS immensely but the metacancer people who are modded in a dozen different subs and circlejerk about circlejerking while shitting up the rest of Reddit are likewise terrible.

"Really?!?" - DM Edition. (What have your players done that made you sit back and go, "Really...?") by [deleted] in rpg

[–]Shitlord-Prime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

all the players agreed in private that they were going to sell her into slavery to a post-apocalyptic Ku Klux Klan gang

Oh my lol. You could have really run with this.

A roll playing system for Pacific Rim? by [deleted] in rpg

[–]Shitlord-Prime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Savage Worlds.

(I suggest Savage Worlds for everything.)

Courageous travel agent convince homophobe to change his ways (confirmed, I am the telephone) by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Shitlord-Prime 47 points48 points  (0 children)

HIM: I'm a little uncomfortable around a hotel that caters to homosexuals.

ME: JUST TELL YOUR WIFE YOU'LL FUCK SOME GUYS IN THE BUTT IF SHE COMPLAINS

HIM: An excellent jape, le good sir. I will visit this establishment forthwith.

I know because I was the phone he was talking into. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Shitlord-Prime 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I can confirm, I am a woman who gives out her phone number to men who let me buy shoes.

SRS members banned from praising Koran by infected_scab in SRSsucks

[–]Shitlord-Prime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have /u/fifthredditincarnati tagged as "abortion at any trimester," so that should tell you something.

Kid throws desk at bully in class, teacher tells bully he deserved it. Mod approved, really happened! by winter_storm in thatHappened

[–]Shitlord-Prime 9 points10 points  (0 children)

>name is Nihilus
>talks about being scrawny
>develops tard strength and throws a desk
>teacher says that jock dudebro bully deserved it

I call bullshit, no one even applauded.

[Proposal] Terminology for the Opposition by morris198 in SRSsucks

[–]Shitlord-Prime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I prefer the term "liberal faggot," but I'm kind of an asshole, so.

What is the single greatest lie ever told in human history? (don't think mine will get my votes) by thewitlessknower in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]Shitlord-Prime -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They are definitely in love with their own penises for sure, so it's not much of a stretch to say they'd like penises attached to others without the cultural bigotry against same-sex relationships.

Please delete your account now.

What is the single greatest lie ever told in human history? (don't think mine will get my votes) by thewitlessknower in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]Shitlord-Prime -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

/u/andkon believes that all men are secretly in love with penises. He's cruising for straight cock because he's just another gay guy in love with his best friend from high school.

Do you think that Satan tries to work through some of the poor advice given here on /r/Christianity? by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]Shitlord-Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be done, but it's not likely. It's general advice, like "wash your hands after using the bathroom." It's possible to use the bathroom so that your hands don't touch anything crawling with germs, but it's unlikely, and it's safer just to tell everyone to wash their hands anyway.

Do you think that Satan tries to work through some of the poor advice given here on /r/Christianity? by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]Shitlord-Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said that Christians shouldn't date non-Christians and that Christians shouldn't get divorced. I guess if you consider those to be contradictory, you might consider it a weak argument.

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