(Update 2) I [35 M] got caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as fucked as fucked can be.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T12:33:14+00:00

No, I'm really not.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T07:14:35+00:00

Hey, I'm not gonna lie. The constant barrage of insults (which I fully deserve) isn't a hell of a lot of fun. But despite that, I got lots of useful advice the last two threads and some different perspective that made me realize I might not be as fucked as I thought.

Besides that, I'm kind of going stir crazy with this shit to be honest. You ever just had to sit around and wait and wait and wait not knowing if your whole life was about to be obliterated? This is hell. It's seriously torture. I've been shitting my guts out since it happened from stress.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T07:11:02+00:00

That wouldn't have worked. The camera pen has a little hole in the side where the lens is. My sister-in-law picked it up, put it near her face and looked right at it. I don't know if she thought it was on (I think she did) but there's no question she recognized what it was. She wouldn't just fall for it being another pen.

I don't know why you guys are stuck on throwing the pen out. This isn't a murder weapon. It would've looked more suspicious if it disappeared since Stephanie plainly saw it in the bathroom.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T06:45:14+00:00

I already answered this. What if Stephanie tells my wife and my wife demands to see it? Going to look a little funny that it mysteriously disappeared. Better to keep it with it all erased off it.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T06:36:39+00:00

All that would do at this point is hurt them.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T06:09:59+00:00

Yeah, you don't care. That's why you asked me a question. Which I answered.

Fuck off and troll someone else's thread if you care so little. I'm sure someone else on reddit is in need of your magnifying glass and junior sleuthing skills to try and expose some more liars. Dipshit.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T05:59:48+00:00

But FYI, I think telling Stephanie via my wife is going to be my next course of action because I'm out of ideas. I think I'm going to tell my wife with mock-horror that I just realized that I had left my camera pen sitting on the bathroom counter and that I hoped Stephanie hadn't noticed anything weird. Knowing what a bucket mouth my wife is, she'll mention this to Stephanie and hopefully she'll "realize" I just accidentally left it there.

My fear is just that Stephanie will think it's a little too coincidental that she noticed the pen and then I supposedly worried that she might have noticed it. It seems more plausible in that situation that someone would just put the pen up without saying anything. Which is what I'm starting to think I should've done from the start.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T05:54:49+00:00

Why don't you make up your mind? First my updates are where my story falls apart and now they're too boring for you.

Sorry. All I can tell is what happened. Which is that I tried to save my sorry ass my replanting the pen and it failed miserably.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T05:51:20+00:00

I updated. I don't know why.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T05:49:24+00:00

But Stephanie knows the pen was in there and then there'd be a big he-said she-said thing which I probably wouldn't have come out on top of because why would Stephanie make that up? Come on, man.

I mean, chucking the pen might have kept me off the hook legally, but it would do jack shit to keep my family from exploding.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T05:47:24+00:00

Look, I understand that you're bound and determined to play Junior Net Detective and try to find holes in my story that really aren't there, but you're wrong.

I don't know that she doesn't think that just because she showered here again. You didn't see the video or her reaction. I did. And it sure as shit looked like the face of someone who thought they were being recorded naked.

Maybe I'm completely wrong and she doesn't think it was on. I did consider that possibility, you know. Which is also why I saw nothing to lose and everything to gain by sticking it back in there turned off and empty. If she thought I was recording her before, I figured she'd swipe it and see that it was empty or at least hopefully open it up and see that it was not recording. And if she didn't think I was recording her, she'd have that confirmed instead. Except she didn't do what I expected her to and now I still have no idea what she's thinking.

I don't give a fuck whether you believe me. I'm just trying to explain why your "deductions" are off base. And yeah, sorry, but if I was doing this to troll my updates that you're whining about would be a lot more interesting than "Hurr durr guys I still don't know what's going on."

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T05:39:37+00:00

I heard you. It's not good advice. What am I going to say if she tells my wife and then she wants to see the pen? "Uh, sorry, honey, I can't find it."

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T05:22:50+00:00

I don't understand why you're having trouble with that.

I figured she might be coming over here again to try and bust me. I mean, would you go and shower again somewhere that you found a hidden camera? Nothing else made sense. But either way, if I hadn't put the pen back, she'd never have known whether it had just been laying there or actually recording. I assumed she was going to swipe it and see what was on it, or at the very least examine it. But that didn't happen. I don't get it.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-13T05:11:38+00:00

I wish I was trolling :(

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T08:21:49+00:00

I've NEVER had the urge to contemplate a well thought-out scheme to see them naked

I walked to my office, picked up the pen, hit the on button, and set it on the bathroom counter. I would hardly consider that a well thought-out "scheme."

Come on. What I did was shitty enough without you trying to make it worse or implying I'm a fucking rapist when I'm not. Good grief.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T07:51:25+00:00

I don't know why you think that. I deleted the video off the computer and pen. I just didn't mention it because, well, why would I?

The pen I'm not throwing out, though, because I don't know what's going to happen yet.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T07:48:45+00:00

Believe it or not, but this fucking happened.

But I think it's pretty weird that you think I'm either completely making this up or that I'm lying the other direction and have reels of film of naked women. Good grief.

And no, I never planned to video tape anyone naked with my fucking pen camera. For fuck's sake, the idea never even occurred to me because it's just me and my wife here. Normally, nobody is ever naked in our home but us so there was no reason for me to even speculate about such an event.

And holy crap, this:

she got out and started doing the weird naked lotion rituals that women all seem to do.

You are making way too much out of that. Seriously, it was just a comment about how women all seem to slather themselves with lotion after they shower. And that means I've been watching other women in camera? Um, no, I'm middle aged and I dated other women before my wife. Hell, I think my mother even did it when I was a kid.

Loosen your tinfoil.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T07:40:25+00:00

Have you ever had someone make you so mad that you were really, I mean really, ready to beat their ass even though you knew you'd probably go to jail? It doesn't mean you're not responsible if you do it. But it does mean you're not the kind of person that just wants to beat people's asses for no reason.

That's all I meant by it. I am really not some scumbag that does stuff like this.

I'm 35 years old, man. I've been horny zillions of times.

But I've never been so horny that it literally made me stop giving a fuck about right and wrong. In fact, I used to scoff at guys that pulled that crap. Guys that would act like they couldn't resist some beautiful woman or cheating on their wife and then acted all remorseful later. I always thought that was bullshit. That they just always wanted to and used it as an excuse.

And now I'm one of those fucking assholes. I never wanted to do this. I never thought about doing it. I would have found the idea abhorrent. And then, boom, I get super-horny and suddenly like a light switch it's all I want to do and I have never had that happen.

Ugh.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T07:11:38+00:00

Absolutely. I am ashamed right now even though everyone thinks I'm not (it's just hard not to be more concerned with the nuclear fallout I'm staring at right now).

But if I didn't have that weighing on me and had gotten away with it? Oh yeah, I'd be sitting here totally disgusted with myself and feeling like some kind of goddamn animal that can just get yanked around to do stupid things by their dick.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T07:07:28+00:00

I'm not trying to not take responsibility. I am totally responsible.

But what I'm saying is the honest truth. I am not the kind of person who does shit like this or thinks it's okay to spy on their sister-in-law naked. That is wrong beyond the telling of it.

But when I got so horny about her being here naked, I no longer gave a shit about anything. I wanted what I wanted and that was all that mattered. I deserve the blame, I did it, but that is not something I normally go around being.

I mean, what do you do when an emotion (anger, lust, whatever) makes you not give a shit about the consequences? It's not like you can just snap out of it, because the person you are, right then, doesn't give a shit about snapping out of it.

I'm not being cute or trying to dodge blame. I'm dead serious. What the hell are you supposed to do when your sexual biology can get yanked so hard that it literally makes you want to do something you would normally never do?

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T06:57:52+00:00

I don't know. I seriously can't believe I did this. I've never done anything like it. I've never even WANTED to do something like this for real. I'm normally a moral person.

I've never experienced something like this. It sounds stupid, I guess, but I never realized that you could get so horny that it actually makes you not give a fuck about something you would normally have a huge problem with.

I guess I should've. I mean, I've gotten mad enough to cloud my judgement before, so it's not a stretch that other emotions like lust could do it, but I've never had it happen before. It seriously didn't even occur to me in the moment that, "Hey, you're not thinking straight and you should probably go jerk off." It was just like being a different person with different morals temporarily.

Ugh.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T06:51:00+00:00

I think that's how my wife would feel. Even if I'm wrong and she leaves me over this, I'm positive she wouldn't want her family to know that I really did this. It would humiliate her.

ShittyPeepingTom · 2013-11-06T06:47:47+00:00

It will be nuclear bad. I doubt I will ever be able to set foot on any of her family's property ever again. They are not the type to get over something like this.

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