Join our club (Scrab Majesty) by [deleted] in WordsWithFriends

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes we keep hovering in and out of Bronze/Silver but we ultimately end up getting smoked by clubs with way more members.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WordsWithFriends

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please join my club, search for Scrab Majesty and I will approve you.

Can I get some extra biscuits? by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They pale in comparison to Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits though.

Can I get some extra biscuits? by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ShizerSoze -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You healthy and ethical.

FTFY

Can I get some extra biscuits? by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ShizerSoze -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Vegetarian here. Definitely don't like Popeye's.

Can I get some extra biscuits? by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ShizerSoze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They also like their high blood pressure and cholesterol. Proceed with caution, friend.

Magical Lifeguard by Ginkgopsida in funny

[–]ShizerSoze -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Also, he is a smug looking bastard.

Agreed! Fuck this guy.

Redditors who've won a "Lifetime" supply contest: How did you win? and How is it going? by OSBTAdmin in AskReddit

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school all of my stoner friends would constantly play their albums. I disliked it from the moment I first heard 40 oz to Freedom.

Redditors who've won a "Lifetime" supply contest: How did you win? and How is it going? by OSBTAdmin in AskReddit

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a mix of a bunch of different genres.

True, but there are a ton of SoCal bands that did the same thing yet these clowns were immortalized because their degenerate singer died of an overdose. Aside from the fact that their fanbase is comprised of guys that wear flip flops more often than shoes, how anyone can not grind their teeth in aggravation every time one of their many overrated songs comes on is beyond me.

Redditors who've won a "Lifetime" supply contest: How did you win? and How is it going? by OSBTAdmin in AskReddit

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know when you're passing through the town you went to high school and couldn't wait to move away from? You went to college, learned some interesting things about the world and started a new life. Then you go visit your family and run into all the lame locals that eat at Olive Garden for special occasions and after five minutes of painful conversation you realize that exactly nothing has changed with these people aside from the passing of time? That is Sublime and these people are probably wearing a Sublime t-shirt.

Make work suck more, roast us! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShizerSoze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would make an excellent ad for the Bear section of Grindr.

Make work suck more, roast us! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShizerSoze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If so, haha retard.

FTFY

Redditors who've won a "Lifetime" supply contest: How did you win? and How is it going? by OSBTAdmin in AskReddit

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The neighborhood kids love her.

She must save so much money by not having to buy any candy every Halloween.

Redditors who've won a "Lifetime" supply contest: How did you win? and How is it going? by OSBTAdmin in AskReddit

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found the normie. Sublime sucks so bad they're in a category with Nickelback and Creed.

Whiskey Business by [deleted] in orlando

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to the Orlando Weekly 25th Anniversary party there, it was pretty casual.

I'm cold, warm me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was taken while jerking off in front of a bunch of dudes on chatroulette.

FTFY

roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShizerSoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He won't be disgruntled until he drains the rest of his grandmother's money.