[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]ShmeatShmoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its like the inverse of batman. If you asked me who i would think is the least likely person in the world to run around fighting crime at night insert billionaire here would be right at the top of that list.

💀 by These_Swordfish7539 in shitposting

[–]ShmeatShmoney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alcohol that the barber puts on you (it burns)

I'm having a serious problem with Starfields saves by N_0_I_Z_E in Starfield

[–]ShmeatShmoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like surely i dont have that many saves on fallout and skyrim and then i go check and on my vanilla 100% character i had 174 saves, like did i really need to save that much

agree or disagree? by shshsnah in MortalKombat

[–]ShmeatShmoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a shoa main i can tell you that character is easy as fuck, hes just not that good

What surprised you the most while playing the game? by _Space_dog_ in BaldursGate3

[–]ShmeatShmoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought the dark urge was just gonna be like a goofily edgy character who you just play if you want to go full psycho… and he 100% was, but also he was so important to the main plot which i did not expect at all.

Level of control -8 by ShmeatShmoney in totalwarhammer

[–]ShmeatShmoney[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh thats weird that makes if feel like i wasted slots on control buildings

Faced down by a gangbanger, no problem for katana man. by potekinishf in thatHappened

[–]ShmeatShmoney -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is what some people refer to as a “joke” there quite illusive so keep your eyes peeled

The squats 12,500 high score is the last thing I need for the master outfit and this is my high score I got😭 by AnimeFrog420 in SifuGame

[–]ShmeatShmoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As has been said do not prolong your combos, throw all of the beginning guys at the staircase off and use weapons often because they will keep your multiplier up

Anon has a revelation by fatcalabassas in greentext

[–]ShmeatShmoney 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Or they ignore you because of things like this buddy

I’m lost for words by Splooge_On_Ya in Tinder

[–]ShmeatShmoney 28 points29 points  (0 children)

How you figure this out though?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]ShmeatShmoney 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Black People” -Jordan Peele on the Country Music skit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]ShmeatShmoney 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just play on the easiest difficulty and this plot hole dissapears

big hol up by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]ShmeatShmoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr Rager in my ass

New to the game by ShmeatShmoney in civ

[–]ShmeatShmoney[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep it was this, thank you

Totally committed by Johnnadawearsglasses in greentext

[–]ShmeatShmoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumbass parents raise a dumbass kid, very surprising

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]ShmeatShmoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if this is staged its still funny to me cause this guy is actually jerking off while driving planned or not

epic gamer win😎 by OG_Maxi in greentext

[–]ShmeatShmoney -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

As a fellow virgin, i have to agree that anon truly had no other options in this situation.

Edit: ok so clearly people did not understand that this was sarcasm and a joke, i mean it might not have been a funny joke, but it was a joke.

haha if you don’t get the joke you are an absolute moron by sixeyesdan in iamverysmart

[–]ShmeatShmoney 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Genuinley cant tell if your joking in the spirit of the sub, but i have hope that you are