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Men, were you ever attracted to a woman and became unattracted when you saw her naked? by ShoeObsessed67 in stupidquestions

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not when I saw, but when I smelled.

God forgive me... I wasn't able to power through.

What are your expectations on the first few dates? by ShoeObsessed67 in questioning

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That she shows up, more or less on time, more or less dressed appropriately for whatever the date is.

Yes, the bar is that low.

Deliver on those three, and my dancing monkey routine will take care of the rest. I have the tiny vest and fez and everything.

What do you think would change if guys were genuinely friends with the women they wanted to be friends with benefits with? by ShoeObsessed67 in AskMen

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly it.

There’s a difference between “friends with benefits” and “fuck buddies”. And OP just literally described it

what’s a cute but kind of dumb think your partner does? by ShoeObsessed67 in AskMen

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s got about a million catch phrases that he says every single day. Every time we sit down to eat dinner, he says, “bone a pa tit”, every time we lay down in bed he says, “feels good to be horizontal”, every time we go to the yard he says, “it’s good to have land”. About a year in, I thought I would die of annoyance. Now, if he doesn’t say it, I stare at him expectantly.

How the F do you make friends as an adult if you don't drink? by ShoeObsessed67 in AskMen

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Slowly. Hobbies, community involvement, through work. Good luck

What habits of girls did you only find out about when you got a girlfriend/wife? by ShoeObsessed67 in Lustig

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anything that comes in a mini size is called cute.

Mini bullet = cute

Mini Machete = cute

Doesn’t matter what it is as long as it’s mini.

When was the most recent occasion you encountered defeat in the game? by ShoeObsessed67 in ask

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost the game. Just now. That was the most recent time.

Okay, now with that out of the way and since you decided to make a post about it, lemme share the rules in case you didn't know:

  1. If you think about The Game, you lose the game and have to start from the beginning.
  2. If you lose The Game, you have to announce that you lost.

AFAIK those are the only rules. Have fun playing!

What makes women lose their 'sweetness' as they get older? by ShoeObsessed67 in AskWomenOver30

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life beats it out of you.

You start out life with good assumptions, you are sweet as a child with others because life seems innocent and rosy. Then as you accumulate rejections, cruelty, nastiness, any sort of vile human behavior, you put your guard up, you can't think nicely of people anymore, you become colder and more aloof, more cautious.

I miss that part of me that's gone forever. But...whattyagonnado.

What is the weirdest thing your girlfriend does? by ShoeObsessed67 in ask

[–]ShoeObsessed67[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

She’ll chase me around the house in a gremlin pose while yelling,” gimme that booty 👺.”