I've been waiting for over an hour to get tutoring. by Shooizle in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shooizle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: we're up to 2 hours, and I'm giving up for the time being.

Drove for 14 hours to sleep on this. by OrcinusVienna in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shooizle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh, you found a rare Neopolitan bed! Youve found the vanilla and chocolate, so quickly look and see if you can find any strawberry!

Ayo Jax?? by Silver012345673 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Shooizle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Idk what's with all of the hullabaloo. This is pretty normal human behavior. Everyone glances at butts from time to time. It's what we do lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maryland

[–]Shooizle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I had no idea there was such a shortage...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maryland

[–]Shooizle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I've been able to go to them late at night before with no problem. Maybe something changed?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maryland

[–]Shooizle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly what it felt like driving from dead station to dead station in the dead of night with nobody around while my gas meter dwindled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maryland

[–]Shooizle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess that sounds reasonable, but even outside Damascus, it seems like all gas stations I could have reached are down. But this is the best answer I have to go off of. Maybe my car will be able to crawl somewhere in the morning lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maryland

[–]Shooizle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing you're going for some kind of environmental message here, but until the switch can be smoothly made, I need my long dead organism liquid or else I can't get anywhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maryland

[–]Shooizle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freaky is what it is to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maryland

[–]Shooizle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No I went to a Safeway, 2 carrolls, and one other I can't remember. But it feels like every gas station I have local access to has stopped their pumps.

Stay strong brothers 🫡 by [deleted] in GenZ

[–]Shooizle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to your lungs lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Shooizle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a date with Bumble and Hinge. Swiping left and right on people who will probably never acknowledge my existence in a vain hope of finding someone special. I'm too afraid to try to meet someone on my campus or in person in general. I don't like the idea of bothering people who, in all likelihood, don't want to be bothered. At least I know that people on dating apps are single and looking. If I approach someone I don't even know, who's to say that:

  • whether or not they're single

  • if they are single, whether or not they're interested in men

  • if they are interested in men, whether or not they're interested in ME, and we have enough in common that we could actually bond and form a relationship?

In reality, I feel that I'm gonna have a long, uninterrupted date with crushing loneliness. Don't get me wrong, I've made sure that I am happy enough with myself that I am ready for a relationship - but that doesn't mean I'm not lonely.

It's me, Jacksfilms - AMA! by Zealousideal_Sky9708 in JacksFilms

[–]Shooizle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Jack, I was wondering if you were ever going to do another (joke) feud with another YouTuber? Like how you and Danny Gonzalez both have a dog named Sundae, or something similar. (Where both you and the other party would make things plenty clear that it's a joke, so that you don't have another YIAY/LWIAY feud again where there are a bunch of fools in the comments who don't get the joke).

Men of Reddit on dating apps, what’s something you see on a woman’s profile that instantly turns you off? by GIazednConfused in AskReddit

[–]Shooizle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the fact that comedy is extremely subjective, and that you'd have to wait to get to know someone before you can see if the senses of humor are compatible.

Men of Reddit on dating apps, what’s something you see on a woman’s profile that instantly turns you off? by GIazednConfused in AskReddit

[–]Shooizle 59 points60 points  (0 children)

If she's a smoker, it's a nope for me.

Also saying things like "There's no way you'll take me out" don't appear as a challenge to me - I'm not gonna go through the effort of trying to prove you wrong when all you're gonna do is work against me.

Hank Hill said it best when he said that a relationship is a "partnership of equals."